WHO ARE OUR PROFESSORS?

We hire current and former academics, graduate students who teach their own classes, with advanced graduate degrees, ninjas, and warlock Vatican assassins. We would hire Charlie Sheen but he is currently "occupied with projects involving blow, hookers, and saving the whales." All of our ghost writers' credentials are objectively verified prior to their acceptance.
The Professors
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Professor-Rogue 1382 460 Profile
Deleuzienne 954 339 Profile
Platinium 413 119 Profile
Biology-Bum 121 69 Profile
Max-the-Meticulous 242 60 Profile
Politically-Suspect 169 59 Profile
Humanities-Portent 93 53 Profile
sane-psychologist 197 42 Profile
Dr-Rod-Serling 147 33 Profile
Thoreauly-Educated 55 33 Profile
Professor-Guttersnipe 66 28 Profile
History-Mistress 91 27 Profile
Professor-Chaos 56 27 Profile
History-Warrior 67 26 Profile
bandida-pelirroja 60 24 Profile
Petra-Pirate 32 23 Profile
RedActor 59 22 Profile
ProfessorProton 66 18 Profile
Felix-the-Write-o-Matic 51 16 Profile
Mercenary_Scholar 36 14 Profile
Clint-Eastwood 33 12 Profile
Luke-Typewalker 10 11 Profile
Evolutionary-Disaster 23 7 Profile
George-Writewell 24 7 Profile
Grey-Matter 28 6 Profile
BiblioBandit 5 5 Profile
PhiBetaKrappa 12 5 Profile
Fortune500 22 4 Profile
Dr-DooLittle 17 3 Profile
EnglishMajor-LatteMaker 4 3 Profile
BettiePages 5 2 Profile
Ivy_League_Science 9 1 Profile
Literature-Chick 1 1 Profile
Professor-Diamonds 1 1 Profile
Professor-Palsgraf 7 1 Profile
ShadowTech 2 1 Profile
Doctor-Who 1 1 Profile
Miz-Biz 3 1 Profile
CuttingReMarx 1 0 Profile
Cy-Bard 0 0 Profile
Dexter-Sinistra 0 0 Profile
Dr-Rum 1 0 Profile
DrunkenCoder 0 0 Profile
Hector-Peabody 0 0 Profile
Hodor 0 0 Profile
Humanities-Hubris 0 0 Profile
Indiana-Jones 0 0 Profile
Ivy-McLeague 0 0 Profile
Jonsmom2 0 0 Profile
Kevin-Bestseller 3 0 Profile
Lady-Macbeth-PhD 0 0 Profile
Molly-Cule 0 0 Profile
professor-wordsmith 0 0 Profile
Super-Scholar 2 0 Profile
the-majestic-dendrite 0 0 Profile