ProfCrisis

ProfCrisis is ready to write your eassy!
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Projects

Completed622 In progress6

Top 10 writing Subjects

English 111 Nursing 82 English Literature 45 History 28 Business 25 Criminology 23 Accounting 21 Art 21 Management 20 Sociology 19
 

Awards

  • Education

    PhD in English, top-tier US research university
    MA with distinguished honors in English, top-tier US research university
    Double BA with high honors in English + Philosophy, top-tier US research university

    Past Employment

    Ghostwriter
    Indentured academic / college instructor
    Business owner
    Bartender

    Profile


    QUALIFICATIONS
    Before I got into this industry, I completed a PhD in English from a top-tier research university in the United States. During that time, I published academic articles in peer-reviewed journals and taught courses in literature, rhetoric/composition and business writing for 7 years.

    I have now been a full-time ghostwriter in a wide range of academic disciplines for 5+ years. I am deeply familiar with professors' expectations for undergraduate and graduate writing, and I am fully capable of exceeding those expectations. I also have ample experience writing at less advanced levels in order to match the client's style (ESL, basic writing skills, etc.) when requested.

    WHY YOU SHOULD CHOOSE MY BID
    Simple: 100% customer satisfaction, not one single negative review, because I never cut corners and I am firmly committed to quality over quantity. Read my profile and reviews, then read the profile and reviews of the other bidders. Notice the difference.

    You might also want to look at how many projects your bidders have in progress (left-hand side of the profile). My in-progress number is usually the lowest you'll see, because I only bid on projects for which I have adequate time, interest, and ability. I never have 20-40 projects in progress at any given time. If I did, I'd be doing what many writers do in this industry -- i.e., frantically producing as much shoddy material as humanly possible. Not my cup of tea.

    WHAT ABOUT THE SITES THAT CHARGE $10-15/PAGE?
    Good for the Ukrainians who run the sites, bad for you. The work they sell you will either be plagiarized or so poorly written that you can't turn it in. It's just economically impossible for qualified, native-English writers to produce original work for some small percentage of $10/page. Do you think a capable writer with advanced degrees would agree to work for less than minimum wage? Of course not -- that's why we left our adjunct jobs in the rearview. You found the right site (and the right price point) for high-quality, custom-written work.

    $25 per double-spaced "page" (defined as 225 words here on UP) is the site minimum bid. I almost never bid at the minimum, because my standard of quality is well above the status quo in this industry. My pricing fluctuates with demand, the rigor of the work, and turnaround time. I am skeptical of anyone who would charge a standard rate for every project regardless of the content or context, and you should be, too.

    SOME AREAS OF EXPERTISE
    English
    Rhetoric/composition
    Communications
    Nursing
    Business/management
    History
    Philosophy
    Sociology
    Criminology
    Politics/political science
    Anthropology
    Etc... if I'm bidding on your project, I'm qualified to write in the subject.

    *No longer bidding on admissions essays / job apps / personal statements. I am willing to consider requests, especially from return clients, but the rates will be especially high in most cases.

    Reviews

    Date Comment Rating
    06/19/2019 Got a 100/100 on my paper, was very easy to work with an accomodating. Above and beyond.
    06/16/2019 Great!
    06/15/2019 This professor does excellent work. It was my first try using them on a Ph.D. level course assignment. I am here to tell you that professor knows how to legitimately write without all the added fluff and fillers you get from some of them. I highly recommend them and will use them again in the future.
    06/08/2019 Excellent work as always 
    05/23/2019 exceeded all expectations.
    05/18/2019 excellent
    03/05/2019 Excellent work as always.
    03/03/2019 Thank you so much! You are great and very professional. 
    02/20/2019 THE BEST ALWAYS!
    02/06/2019 Prof. Crisis has completed more than twenty projects (Grad school coursework) for me in the last eight months, and each project's grade has been an A. His writing is impeccable. Highly recommend Prof. Crisis! 
    01/04/2019 Thanks for the "A" paper.
    01/04/2019 A+ paper. 
    01/04/2019 Great paper, fantastic communicator.
    01/04/2019 Fantastic work!
    12/13/2018 Amazing as always! 
    12/12/2018 Never fails to deliver exemplary projects in a timely manner while being flexible with project requirements.  Even goes above and beyond with the amount of detail put into the projects. 
    12/07/2018 amazing as always
    11/21/2018 Always exceeds expectations, fast communication, work always completed ahead of time!
    11/13/2018 ProfCrisis is THE MAN. (Okay, to be fair it is 2018, I shouldn't be assuming gender.) Male, female, or Apache helicopter, ProfCrisis does superb work and is a professional of the highest order whose work is worth every penny. Thank you ProfCrisis!
    11/08/2018 Simply the best!!
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