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  • Education

    BA, English (Top-tier) MA / PhD, Media Studies (Tier 1 university). 
    I have a humanities background, but I have tutored and taught in many related fields, ranging from math to the social sciences to ESL. I've completed in-depth, graduate level projects on topics as diverse as business, biology, and theology. 

    Also, I used to work as an admissions consultant specializing in graduate admissions for international students, so I have extensive experience with admissions essays. Someday I'll finish my book about these admissions essays 

    I am insatiably curious about absolutely everything. 

    Past Employment

    Editing, tutoring, teaching: College level (6 years) Retail (bookstore): editor / proofreader (6 years); 11 years of combined teaching / tutoring / TA-ing experience, miscellaneous experience with business, marketing, finance, PR / marketing work

    Last updated 8/2018


    Last updated 9/2018 
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    I've completed nearly 6,000 projects for this site. I must be doing something right! 

    Note: The number of projects in my queue is misleading, as it includes projects that are completed and for which I am awaiting payment, projects due very far in the future, as well as small ongoing projects. 

    Areas of special interest: Anthropology, sociology, technology, computers, English, linguistics, media, philosophy, political science, psychology, art, history, gender studies, culture studies, business, pedagogy / teaching, ethnography, CSR, ethics, religion. 

    I am also pretty good with math(s).  If you have a project you think I can take on, invite me and I'll check it out!

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    NOTE: My bidding minimum is $25/page (double-spaced, standard margins + font), $40/ page (1.5 spacing), and $50/page single spacing. Sometimes I bid more because of deadlines, the cost of materials such as books or journal articles, the complexity of a proejct, and so on. Please don't ask me to bid less than my minimum. Remember that this site, PayPal, and taxes all take an enormous cut, and I am making FAR less than $25/page. Thank you for understanding.

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    Date Comment Rating
    10/16/2018 Once again, another A paper. Thank you for providing high-quality assignments.  10 stars!
    10/16/2018 "I liked your analysis of Boggie and the film. I agree that in some ways Casablanca seems very dated, but it is still relevant because of when and how it was made." American Cinema teacher. Thank you for the well written paper.
    10/11/2018 Thank you so much!!
    10/08/2018 For people on the fence, please read this review:

    I'm sure you'll scroll down and look at the negative reviews to see whether you should hire this guy. Let me tell you this - this person is, by far, the best professor on this site. And I've used quite a few of them.

    You'll notice that the negative reviews focus on turnaround time. People - don't hire people at the last minute! I always give this man a few extra days to complete the project, and he always does a MASTERFUL job. He is a brilliant writer, and I've actually improved my own writing by using him over the years for projects I simply don't have time to complete due to course overload. 

    GIve this man a clear guideline, time to work and he will deliver an A+ paper. He's also a very kind man, and goes out of his way to tailor the paper to your needs. 

    10/06/2018 great!! 
    10/04/2018 Great essay
    10/01/2018 would not reccomend. Essay was overpaid for, on the basis of providing a narritive of self-growth for college essays, given his "extensive expertise". Instead, I recieved a clichie few bits of story, that did not reflect anything about me as a person. It seems clear to me that little thought was put into the essay. Im sure he knows what he is doing in other fields, but dont higher him to write anything personal. And prof, dont sign up to do something you are goinig to do a poor job at, now im out $100, for a shotty 2 page essay. Disatisfied. 
    10/01/2018 would not reccomend
    10/01/2018 Awesome, exactly what I asked for 
    10/01/2018 "Another fantastic response" - my Intro to American Cinema teacher. Will continue to use your services. 
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    09/30/2018 I have not received my grade on this assignment yet, but I want to give all the stars and more for your help. I submitted my assignment with only days for it to be completed. I had a death in my family and was SERIOUSLY freaking out about getting all of my work completed before it was all due. I am really thankful for my assignment looking like how it was suppose to be done, having all the things my professor was asking for, and having it in on time where I can submit it on time. I would definitely reccommend for your school needs!! I truly believe my assignment above what I was expecting and really do think I will get full credit on my assignment. CANT GO WRONG HERE!
    09/30/2018 GREAT!
    09/29/2018 Always the best!
    09/27/2018 Wrote a thousand paper European History paper and did a great job. Will definitely assign for future assignments! 
    09/26/2018 excellent work as always. Give him the right instructions and he will do a great job every time, guaranteed!
    09/24/2018 Always on time, and always a top notch paper.  Thank you for all your help!!
    09/24/2018 Delivered on time and extremely well written. If you have any movie review assignments, this is your guy. "I particularly enjoyed reading your response. You clearly have a background in film or at least a genuine love of film. I am excited to read more of your work this semester. Very well done!!!" - my Intro to American Cinema teacher hahaha.
    09/23/2018 Another A!! Comments from my Professor "You thoroughly responded to all of the assignment questions. Your ideas were presented clearly and your responses were well-organized and logical. You supported your statements with thoughtful explanations. Your paper was well organized and was free from grammatical and spelling errors" Thanks again for an excellent paper!
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