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    GarKGee
    University of California, San Diego, Ph.D. with distinction in Political Science, 2014
    - Committee: Edmund Malesky (chair), Claire Adida, Karen Ferree, Stephan Haggard, Phil Roeder
    Swansea University, MA, Computer Science, 2008.
    University of Surrey, BA, Computing and Information Technology, highest departmental honors, 2001.

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    PhD (University of Melbourne)
    Masters's Degree (St. Johns College, US)
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    ICF certification (in progress), Life Coaching, 2013 - 2017

    University of Toronto

    Doctor of Philosophy (Ph.D.), History, 2004 - 2012
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     Committee (School of Graduate Studies), Graduate Student Search Committee (Transnational/Diaspora
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    Carleton University

    Master of Arts (M.A.), History, 2002 - 2004
    Activities and Societies: New University Government, Underhill Colloquium, Centre for Research on
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    Carleton University

    Bachelor of Arts (B.A., honours), European and Russian Studies, 1998 - 2002
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    supergeek
    Ph.D. Counselor Education,cum laude, 2008
    MEd Counseling, summa cum laude, 2002
    B.A. Psychology, magna cum laude, 1999
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    Thegeeky
    City, University of London
    Ph.D. in English Literature, 2016
    M.A. in English Literature, 2013
     
    University of Salford
    B.A, Creative Writing, 2011
    Activities and Societies: Northwest Undergraduate Conference on Literature, Poetry Finalist (March 2011); University of Salford Fiction Award (April 2011); Proficient in French (both written and spoken); 4 years of experience on the board of editors of University of Salford Literary Review.

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    Oakland University, Rochester, MI
          Ph.D. in Music (Ethnomusicology)
    University of Birmingham, Birmingham, UK 
         Master of Philosophy in Music (Ethnomusicology)
         Master of Arts in Music (Ethnomusicology)
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    Florida State University
    College of Social Work
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    Florida State University
    College of Arts & Sciences
    Bachelor of Science, May 2009
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