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Copy writing Services


Copy Writing

We write ad copy so good, the Google bots crawling the web double over in algorithmic laughter, or tears of admiration for flawless prose, or some other emotion Google bots might have (Google Bots out there, you want to weigh in?) We know more about SEO than you’d think based on our moniker, and you can tell because our pages aren't stuffed with keywords in order to rank highly on web searches.

Whether you want fluent web copy, sparkling blog content to convert, or effective sales funnels, we’ve got it. We’ll work with you to strike the right tone and develop content that works to meet your goals. After ten years in the business, we know a thing or two about search engine optimization. We’ve worked on projects as diverse as new apps, Etsy / eBay storefronts, event descriptions, and product listings. We see copy writing as a critical component of branding, and our decade of experience in ghostwriting has made us the undisputed global experts in writing to match others’ styles. And even though we like to have fun as part of our own personal brand, please rest assured that we can also write professionally.

The Unemployed Professors difference comes from our highly educated writers, all of whom have verified postgraduate degrees, teaching experience, and written publications.