THE TOP 25 Unemployed Professors

We only hire current and former academics or graduate students who teach their own classes; all with advanced graduate degrees.
We would hire **Charlie Sheen but he is currently "occupied with projects involving blow, hookers, and saving the whales."
All of our ghost writers' credentials are objectively verified prior to their acceptance.
**Just joking about Charlie, he is only a high school graduate. {shocking}

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Deleuzienne	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.7% 6530 Projects
Professor-Rogue	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.6% 4796 Projects
professor-polymerase	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.8% 2762 Projects
profpetty	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.1% 2069 Projects
Humanities-Portent	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.1% 1810 Projects
sane-psychologist	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.9% 1769 Projects
Mr-Harvard	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.4% 1642 Projects
TamasWrites	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.1% 1399 Projects
stebinstructor	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 92.4% 1378 Projects
Platinium	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 87.9% 1135 Projects
GarKGee	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.5% 1104 Projects
Jenny	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 90.6% 1005 Projects
Worth	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.6% 960 Projects
Noddy	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.9% 955 Projects
Thegeeky	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.5% 881 Projects
Professor-perspicacious	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 97.7% 840 Projects
grace	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 93.3% 826 Projects
williamsM	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.7% 815 Projects
kathy	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 92.3% 693 Projects
ProfCrisis	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 99.6% 659 Projects
Philosophic	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 97.8% 609 Projects
supergeek	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.6% 587 Projects
HighEndDelivery	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.4% 571 Projects
politicsman	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.1% 495 Projects
professornomore	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.4% 480 Projects