THE TOP 25 Unemployed Professors

We only hire current and former academics or graduate students who teach their own classes; all with advanced graduate degrees.
We would hire Charlie Sheen but he is currently "occupied with projects involving blow, hookers, and saving the whales."
All of our ghost writers' credentials are objectively verified prior to their acceptance.
**Just joking about Charlie, he is only a high school graduate. {shocking}
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Jenny

MentorCoach
ICF certification (in progress), Life Coaching, 2013 - 2017

University of Toronto
Doctor of Philosophy (Ph.D.), History, 2004 - 2012
Activities and Societies: Graduate History Society, Graduate History Symposium, Graduate Education
Committee (School of Graduate Studies), Graduate Student Search Committee (Transnational/Diaspora
Studies)

Carleton University
Master of Arts (M.A.), History, 2002 - 2004
Activities and Societies: New University Government, Underhill Colloquium, Centre for Research on
Canadian–Russian Relations

Carleton University
Bachelor of Arts (B.A., honours), European and Russian Studies, 1998 - 2002
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Professor-Rogue

Ivy League BA, Ivy League MA (Sociology), Ivy League MA (Political Science), Big State School PhD (Political Science)
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williamsM

PhD (University of Melbourne)
Masters's Degree (St. Johns College, US)
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Mr-Harvard

PhD: Harvard (Philosophy / Political Science). MA: Harvard (Psychology). BSc: Rice (Business Philosophy/Psychology). BA: Rice (Double Major: English Literature & Composition and European History)
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stebinstructor

Oakland University, Rochester, MI
Ph.D. in Music (Ethnomusicology)

University of Birmingham, Birmingham, UK

Master of Philosophy in Music (Ethnomusicology)

Master of Arts in Music (Ethnomusicology)

Bachelor of Arts in British-American Studies
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Thegeeky

City, University of London
Ph.D. in English Literature, 2016
M.A. in English Literature, 2013

University of Salford
B.A, Creative Writing, 2011
Activities and Societies: Northwest Undergraduate Conference on Literature, Poetry Finalist (March 2011); University of Salford Fiction Award (April 2011); Proficient in French (both written and spoken); 4 years of experience on the board of editors of University of Salford Literary Review.
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rachelprof
- Doctor of Pharmacy (PharmD)
- Master of Public Health
- Bachelor of Science
- Fine Arts Major
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TamasWrites

Ph.D. in Electrical Engineering
Master of Science (M.S), Chemical Engineering
Bachelor of Science (B.S)
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Humanities-Portent

PhD in History (Ivy League). MA in Contemporary History and Politics (Ivy League). MA in Psychology (Top Tier). BA (Honors) in Politics, History and Philosophy (Top Tier). BA (Honors) in English Literature (Top Tier). LLB (Bachelor's of Law).
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smartdoc

Ph.D Movement Science -2015

M.S Health & Exercise Science-2009

B.S Biomedical Engineering-2005
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NikkiBlakes

B.S. in Athletic Training from D1 University in SC
M.S. in Exercise Science from D1 University in FL
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grace

Ph.D. in History
Master of Busines Management and Economics
B.A. in English
CFA in Basic Quantitative Financial Analysis
CFA in Accounting
Lead Editing in Nursing and Healthcare
Lead Editing in Psychology and Socialogy
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Liz

Ph.D. in Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
M. A. in Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
B.A. (cum laude) - Columbia College, Columbia University
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nerdyprof

Ph.D. in Visual Arts; University of California, San Diego.

Master of Arts in Film and Theatre with emphasis in Film Arts Production; Bard College, M.F.A.

Bachelor of Science in Photography; School of the Art Institute of Chicago.
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Professor-perspicacious

Bachelor Degree in English
Masters Degree in Communication Studies
PhD in English
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Deleuzienne

BA, English (Top-tier) MA / PhD, Media Studies (Tier 1 university).
I have a humanities background, but I have tutored and taught in many related fields, ranging from math to the social sciences to ESL. I've completed in-depth, graduate level projects on topics as diverse as business, biology, and theology.

Also, I used to work as an admissions consultant specializing in graduate admissions for international students, so I have extensive experience with admissions essays. Someday I'll finish my book about these admissions essays

I am insatiably curious about absolutely everything.
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profpat

Ph.D., Management, an Ivy League Business School in New York, 2018.
MA, Fine Arts, an Ivy League University in Massachusetts, 2013.
BA Honours, Political Science, Minor in Communications graduated Magna Cum laude, 2010
B.S. Chemistry, Minor in Biology and Biochemistry, Magna Cum laude, 2003
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Philosophic

I began my educational quest with my heart and mind set on economics, or more accurately, set on making money on Wall Street. After some transformative experiences, I started studying philosophy and fell deeply in with Buddhism and other Eastern philosophical traditions, as well as Plato's work and some other pieces of the Western canon.

I stuck around the University for a go at a Master's degree. I assembled my own degree through a Liberal Studies format, with a focus on peace and reconciliation studies as well as more philosophy. I wrote my thesis on Karl Marx's ideas of alienation and commodification as applied to our world today, with a reccommendation of applying engaged Buddhist ethics and practices as a path of reconciling the many issues of our time.

As a graduate, I continue my studies of economics, sociology, philosophy, politics, spirituality, and the like with the interest of gaining further understanding and ability to contribute clarity and goodness through my works.
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Platinium

Bachelor of Science (Physics/Mathematics, Ivy League), Master of Arts (English Lit, Ivy League), PhD (English Lit, Ivy League.
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Noddy

PhD. (Brunel University),
Masters' Degrees (US and UK)
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ExpertWriter

Multiple undergraduate and graduate degrees, multiple licenses and certifications, finishing all with high honors from top American universities.

I have been writing for more than 25 years and I have been nominated for many national and international awards for my writing.

I have completed more than 2500 ghostwritten pieces throughout my career... so far! (That's not counting the numerous publications completed under my own name!)
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phildoc

University of Denver
Graduate School of Social Work

Doctor of Philosophy, June 2017

Dissertation: Working the Front Lines of Intimate Partner Violence:

Responders' Perceptions of Interrole Collaboration

Committee: Dr. N. Eugene Walls (Director), Dr. Kimberly A. Bender, Dr.

Ramona Beltrán, Dr. Erin Willer (Outside Chair)

Florida State University

College of Social Work

Master of Social Work, April 2011

Clinical Track

Florida State University

College of Arts & Sciences

Bachelor of Science, May 2009

Majors: Psychology and Sociology

Minor: Communication
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sane-psychologist

MA Experimental Psychology
PhD Experimental Psychology
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profpetty

Ph.D in Business/Management- Princeton University
Master in English/Psychology - University of Chicago
Bachelor of Science (Political Science) - University of Chicago
Computer Science and I.T Short Courses -Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT)
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john319

My career kicked off in back in 1998 when I earned my bachelor's degree in education from the University of Manitoba. After receiving my well-deserved under-graduate, I then proceeded to teach grade 12 English courses at James Fowler High School which I did with a lot of passion. After a year at James Fowler High, I moved to Vincent Massey Collegiate where I continued to deploy my skills in teaching English at grades 10, 11 and 12. Ever since, I have immensely advanced my teaching skills by developing new teaching methods to suit different learning abilities and mentoring teachers within the field to embrace diverse teaching approach, especially among early learners. The experience I gained from teaching during the years that followed my graduation inspired me to start working on my Master’s of Education in the field of curriculum, teaching and learning in the year 2002 at the University of Manitoba.
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