THE TOP 25 Unemployed Professors

We only hire current and former academics or graduate students who teach their own classes; all with advanced graduate degrees.
We would hire **Charlie Sheen but he is currently "occupied with projects involving blow, hookers, and saving the whales."
All of our ghost writers' credentials are objectively verified prior to their acceptance.
**Just joking about Charlie, he is only a high school graduate. {shocking}

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Deleuzienne	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.6% 6374 Projects
Professor-Rogue	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.5% 4598 Projects
professor-polymerase	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.8% 2762 Projects
profpetty	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.8% 1901 Projects
Humanities-Portent	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.1% 1715 Projects
sane-psychologist	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.9% 1710 Projects
Mr-Harvard	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.4% 1558 Projects
TamasWrites	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98% 1138 Projects
Platinium	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.6% 1121 Projects
stebinstructor	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.1% 937 Projects
Worth	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.5% 910 Projects
Professor-perspicacious	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 97.4% 747 Projects
Jenny	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.1% 685 Projects
GarKGee	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96% 677 Projects
grace	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.9% 626 Projects
Thegeeky	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.1% 623 Projects
ProfCrisis	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 99.6% 598 Projects
Philosophic	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 97.9% 538 Projects
HighEndDelivery	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.4% 535 Projects
kathy	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 93.8% 508 Projects
williamsM	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 90.9% 494 Projects
professornomore	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.4% 471 Projects
Grey-Matter	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 90.9% 357 Projects
Dr. Jane Bond	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.3% 342 Projects
Sky	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 97.5% 340 Projects