THE TOP 25 Unemployed Professors

We only hire current and former academics or graduate students who teach their own classes; all with advanced graduate degrees.
We would hire **Charlie Sheen but he is currently "occupied with projects involving blow, hookers, and saving the whales."
All of our ghost writers' credentials are objectively verified prior to their acceptance.
**Just joking about Charlie, he is only a high school graduate. {shocking}

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Deleuzienne	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95% 7013 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
Professor-Rogue	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96% 5592 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
GarKGee	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.6% 5232 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
stebinstructor	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 93.9% 3347 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
professor-polymerase	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.8% 3081 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
nerdyprof	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.8% 2942 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
TamasWrites	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.5% 2558 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
politicsman	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 93.7% 2263 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
supergeek	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 92.3% 2074 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
Humanities-Portent	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.1% 2037 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
sane-psychologist	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.6% 1999 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
Catherins	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.2% 1950 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
Mr-Harvard	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 92.3% 1928 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Jenny	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 89.8% 1872 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
grace	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.4% 1731 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
Thegeeky	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.3% 1598 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
minniekas	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.6% 1494 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
williamsM	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 90.5% 1419 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Professor-perspicacious	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.2% 1201 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
platinum	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.8% 1162 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
NikkiBlakes	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.8% 1068 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
ProWriter	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 89.9% 972 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
HighEndDelivery	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.2% 970 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Worth	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.6% 969 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
ProfCrisis	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 99.6% 821 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR