THE TOP 25 Unemployed Professors

We only hire current and former academics or graduate students who teach their own classes; all with advanced graduate degrees.
We would hire **Charlie Sheen but he is currently "occupied with projects involving blow, hookers, and saving the whales."
All of our ghost writers' credentials are objectively verified prior to their acceptance.
**Just joking about Charlie, he is only a high school graduate. {shocking}

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Deleuzienne	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.8% 6793 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
Professor-Rogue	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.8% 5401 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
GarKGee	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.9% 3331 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
professor-polymerase	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.8% 3081 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
stebinstructor	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 93.5% 2534 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
TamasWrites	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.3% 2125 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Humanities-Portent	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98% 1982 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
sane-psychologist	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.7% 1938 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
Mr-Harvard	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.8% 1801 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
supergeek	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 92.8% 1622 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
Jenny	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 90.2% 1540 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
nerdyprof	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 97.2% 1532 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
politicsman	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.5% 1417 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
grace	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.1% 1378 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Thegeeky	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.8% 1333 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
williamsM	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.8% 1314 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
platinum	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.8% 1162 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Professor-perspicacious	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98% 1083 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
kathy	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 89.7% 986 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
Worth	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.6% 968 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Catherins	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 93.3% 862 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
HighEndDelivery	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.1% 848 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
NikkiBlakes	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 97% 836 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
ProfCrisis	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 99.6% 750 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Philosophic	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 97.2% 741 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR