THE TOP 25 Unemployed Professors

We only hire current and former academics or graduate students who teach their own classes; all with advanced graduate degrees.
We would hire **Charlie Sheen but he is currently "occupied with projects involving blow, hookers, and saving the whales."
All of our ghost writers' credentials are objectively verified prior to their acceptance.
**Just joking about Charlie, he is only a high school graduate. {shocking}

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Deleuzienne	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.8% 6720 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
Professor-Rogue	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.8% 5244 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
professor-polymerase	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.8% 2919 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
GarKGee	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.1% 2344 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
stebinstructor	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 92.8% 2083 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Humanities-Portent	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98% 1949 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
sane-psychologist	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.7% 1908 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
TamasWrites	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.2% 1840 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Mr-Harvard	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.6% 1756 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Jenny	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 89.6% 1327 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
williamsM	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.2% 1198 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
platinum	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.7% 1154 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Thegeeky	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.6% 1126 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
grace	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95% 1125 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
politicsman	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.1% 1067 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Professor-perspicacious	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.1% 1026 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
nerdyprof	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.7% 970 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Worth	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.6% 968 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
kathy	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 90.7% 881 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
HighEndDelivery	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.3% 777 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
ProfCrisis	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 99.5% 729 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Philosophic	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 97.6% 691 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
NikkiBlakes	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 97.2% 667 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
Catherins	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.6% 547 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
grey-matter	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 92.7% 489 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR