THE TOP 25 Unemployed Professors

We only hire current and former academics or graduate students who teach their own classes; all with advanced graduate degrees.
We would hire **Charlie Sheen but he is currently "occupied with projects involving blow, hookers, and saving the whales."
All of our ghost writers' credentials are objectively verified prior to their acceptance.
**Just joking about Charlie, he is only a high school graduate. {shocking}

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Deleuzienne	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.8% 6637 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
Professor-Rogue	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.6% 4914 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
professor-polymerase	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.8% 2762 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
profpetty	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96% 2127 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Humanities-Portent	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98% 1850 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
sane-psychologist	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95% 1806 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
Mr-Harvard	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.4% 1656 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
stebinstructor	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 92.6% 1525 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
TamasWrites	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.2% 1522 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
GarKGee	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.5% 1335 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Jenny	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 90.1% 1050 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
Noddy	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96% 992 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
Worth	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.6% 965 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Thegeeky	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.4% 962 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
williamsM	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 92.1% 922 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
grace	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.1% 904 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Professor-perspicacious	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 97.8% 893 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
supergeek	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.9% 719 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
ProfCrisis	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 99.6% 693 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Philosophic	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 97.5% 649 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
politicsman	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.5% 637 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
HighEndDelivery	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.1% 628 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Estelle	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 92.8% 587 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
NikkiBlakes	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 97.9% 485 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
professornomore	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.4% 481 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR