THE TOP 25 Unemployed Professors

We only hire current and former academics or graduate students who teach their own classes; all with advanced graduate degrees.
We would hire Charlie Sheen but he is currently "occupied with projects involving blow, hookers, and saving the whales."
All of our ghost writers' credentials are objectively verified prior to their acceptance.
**Just joking about Charlie, he is only a high school graduate. {shocking}

reillysolutions

University of Chicago Chicago, IL • 1998 – 2000
Institut d’Etudes Françaises, Université d’Aix-Marseilles Aix-en-Provence, France • 1997 – 1998

St. John’s College Santa Fe, NM • 1995 – 1997
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Deleuzienne

BA, English (Top-tier) MA / PhD, Media Studies (Tier 1 university).
I have a humanities background, but I have tutored and taught in many related fields, ranging from math to the social sciences to ESL. I've completed in-depth, graduate level projects on topics as diverse as business, biology, and theology.

Also, I used to work as an admissions consultant specializing in graduate admissions for international students, so I have extensive experience with admissions essays. Someday I'll finish my book about these admissions essays

I am insatiably curious about absolutely everything.
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Professor-Rogue

Ivy League BA, Ivy League MA (Sociology), Ivy League MA (Political Science), Big State School PhD (Political Science)
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TamasWrites

Ph.D. in Electrical Engineering
Master of Science (M.S), Chemical Engineering
Bachelor of Science (B.S)
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Humanities-Portent

PhD in History (Ivy League). MA in Contemporary History and Politics (Ivy League). MA in Psychology (Top Tier). BA (Honors) in Politics, History and Philosophy (Top Tier). BA (Honors) in English Literature (Top Tier). LLB (Bachelor's of Law).
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Noddy

PhD. (Brunel University),
Masters' Degrees (US and UK)
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Dr. Math

Ph.D in International Development (Globalization and Security) U.S.F Tampa, spring 2016.
M.A. in Business Management, University of South Florida Tampa, spring 2011.

B.A. Major Sociology (English & Psychology minor) USF Tampa, fall 2007.
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Professor-perspicacious

Bachelor Degree in English
Masters Degree in Communication Studies
PhD in English
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phildoc

University of Denver
Graduate School of Social Work

Doctor of Philosophy, June 2017

Dissertation: Working the Front Lines of Intimate Partner Violence:

Responders' Perceptions of Interrole Collaboration

Committee: Dr. N. Eugene Walls (Director), Dr. Kimberly A. Bender, Dr.

Ramona Beltrán, Dr. Erin Willer (Outside Chair)

Florida State University

College of Social Work

Master of Social Work, April 2011

Clinical Track

Florida State University

College of Arts & Sciences

Bachelor of Science, May 2009

Majors: Psychology and Sociology

Minor: Communication
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stebinstructor

Oakland University, Rochester, MI
Ph.D. in Music (Ethnomusicology)

University of Birmingham, Birmingham, UK

Master of Philosophy in Music (Ethnomusicology)

Master of Arts in Music (Ethnomusicology)

Bachelor of Arts in British-American Studies
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ProfCrisis

PhD in English, top-tier US research university
MA with distinguished honors in English, top-tier US research university
Double BA with high honors in English + Philosophy, top-tier US research university
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KateB

Master’s Degree in Political Science at McGill University (2014 - 2016)
Bachelor’s Degree in Legal Studies at York University (2009 - 2013)
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Philosophic

I began my educational quest with my heart and mind set on economics, or more accurately, set on making money on Wall Street. After some transformative experiences, I started studying philosophy and fell deeply in with Buddhism and other Eastern philosophical traditions, as well as Plato's work and some other pieces of the Western canon.

I stuck around the University for a go at a Master's degree. I assembled my own degree through a Liberal Studies format, with a focus on peace and reconciliation studies as well as more philosophy. I wrote my thesis on Karl Marx's ideas of alienation and commodification as applied to our world today, with a reccommendation of applying engaged Buddhist ethics and practices as a path of reconciling the many issues of our time.

As a graduate, I continue my studies of economics, sociology, philosophy, politics, spirituality, and the like with the interest of gaining further understanding and ability to contribute clarity and goodness through my works.
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Mr-Harvard

PhD: Harvard (Philosophy / Political Science). MA: Harvard (Psychology). BSc: Rice (Business Philosophy/Psychology). BA: Rice (Double Major: English Literature & Composition and European History)
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sane-psychologist

MA Experimental Psychology
PhD Experimental Psychology
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Worth

I hold a Doctorate in Adult Education and a Master of Science Degree in Criminology. Currently I am beginning my Ph.D. in Clinical Psychology with an emphaiss on Deviant Behavior.
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professornomore

Masters of Fine Arts - Queens University of Charlotte - Charlotte, NC, USA. (Poetry)
Master of Arts - Virginia Polytechnic Institute & State University - Blacksburg, VA, USA (English)
Bachelor of Arts - Hollins University - Roanoke, VA, USA (Psychology)
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grace

Ph.D. in History
Master of Busines Management and Economics
B.A. in English
CFA in Basic Quantitative Financial Analysis
CFA in Accounting
Lead Editing in Nursing and Healthcare
Lead Editing in Psychology and Socialogy
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JMWalters

B.S. in Chemical Physics
M.S. in Nuclear Engineering
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sky

AS in Biology
BS in Philosophy, focus on Asian philosophy
BS in Sociology, focus on social movements
(Minor in Business: entrepreneurship)
MS in Environmental Studies, focus on social ecology

A handful of random certificates including paralegal, CPR and Christian counseling.

My favorite assignments include: labs, environmentalism, engineering, things having to do with Excel and assignments where I get to sound like a radical nut. I also have a decade of academic editing under my belt and can make your shit sparkle like, well, shit with glitter in it.
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Peemster

B.A., university ranked in top 30, summa cum laude

J.D., law school ranked in top 14

Full scholarships to both
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Professor-Chaos

BA / MA / PhD in Communication and/or Media Studies, all from top-tier American schools
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Theprof

(P.H.D )
Doctor of Philosophy.
M.A Master of Arts History of Religions
MSc Accounting & Financial Management
Masters Of Arts In Political Science And Public Administration
Diploma in English Language and Literature
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Septimius

--B.A., UCLA in English Language in Literature (magna cum laude)

--M.A., in the Humanities from the University of Chicago with an emphasis in theology and Renaissance literature. Graduated with high honors.

--Ph.D (incomplete) from another University of California institution, with an emphasis on Renaissance poetry, theology, and philosophy
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Grey-Matter

B.A. in English from a fine mid-West college, a Master's Degree in writing and an MS in Education from upstanding East Coast schools.
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