THE TOP 25 Unemployed Professors

We only hire current and former academics or graduate students who teach their own classes; all with advanced graduate degrees.
We would hire **Charlie Sheen but he is currently "occupied with projects involving blow, hookers, and saving the whales."
All of our ghost writers' credentials are objectively verified prior to their acceptance.
**Just joking about Charlie, he is only a high school graduate. {shocking}

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Deleuzienne	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.8% 6690 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
Professor-Rogue	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.7% 5113 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
professor-polymerase	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.9% 2863 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
stebinstructor	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 92.8% 1921 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Humanities-Portent	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98% 1913 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
sane-psychologist	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.8% 1867 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
GarKGee	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.8% 1797 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Mr-Harvard	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.6% 1711 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
TamasWrites	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98% 1688 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Jenny	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 89.3% 1259 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
platinum	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.7% 1139 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
williamsM	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 90.8% 1131 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Noddy	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.1% 1101 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
Thegeeky	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.5% 1078 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
grace	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.7% 978 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Professor-perspicacious	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98% 967 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Worth	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.6% 966 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
politicsman	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.8% 877 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
supergeek	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 92.6% 875 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
kathy	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91% 831 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
nerdyprof	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.6% 769 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
ProfCrisis	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 99.5% 709 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Philosophic	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 97.6% 690 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
HighEndDelivery	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.3% 671 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
NikkiBlakes	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 97.2% 580 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR