THE TOP 25 Unemployed Professors

We only hire current and former academics or graduate students who teach their own classes; all with advanced graduate degrees.
We would hire **Charlie Sheen but he is currently "occupied with projects involving blow, hookers, and saving the whales."
All of our ghost writers' credentials are objectively verified prior to their acceptance.
**Just joking about Charlie, he is only a high school graduate. {shocking}

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Deleuzienne	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.8% 6760 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
Professor-Rogue	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.9% 5353 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
professor-polymerase	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.9% 3050 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
GarKGee	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.9% 2932 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
stebinstructor	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 93.4% 2359 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
TamasWrites	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.2% 2008 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Humanities-Portent	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98% 1965 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
sane-psychologist	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.7% 1927 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
Mr-Harvard	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.7% 1790 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Jenny	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 90% 1425 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
politicsman	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.5% 1358 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
nerdyprof	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 97.2% 1303 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
grace	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.2% 1293 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
williamsM	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.8% 1267 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Thegeeky	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.8% 1261 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
platinum	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.8% 1162 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Professor-perspicacious	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.2% 1066 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Worth	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.6% 968 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
kathy	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 90.1% 943 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
HighEndDelivery	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.1% 836 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
NikkiBlakes	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.9% 778 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
ProfCrisis	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 99.6% 739 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Philosophic	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 97.6% 736 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
demetriosnicolaides	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91% 593 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
grey-matter	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 92.8% 505 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR