THE TOP 25 Unemployed Professors

We only hire current and former academics or graduate students who teach their own classes; all with advanced graduate degrees.
We would hire Charlie Sheen but he is currently "occupied with projects involving blow, hookers, and saving the whales."
All of our ghost writers' credentials are objectively verified prior to their acceptance.
**Just joking about Charlie, he is only a high school graduate. {shocking}

Mr-Harvard

PhD: Harvard (Philosophy / Political Science). MA: Harvard (Psychology). BSc: Rice (Business Philosophy/Psychology). BA: Rice (Double Major: English Literature & Composition and European History)
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Professor-Rogue

Ivy League BA, Ivy League MA (Sociology), Ivy League MA (Political Science), Big State School PhD (Political Science)
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Noddy

PhD. (Brunel University),
Masters' Degrees (US and UK)
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reillysolutions

University of Chicago Chicago, IL • 1998 – 2000
Institut d’Etudes Françaises, Université d’Aix-Marseilles Aix-en-Provence, France • 1997 – 1998

St. John’s College Santa Fe, NM • 1995 – 1997
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TamasWrites

Ph.D. in Electrical Engineering
Master of Science (M.S), Chemical Engineering
Bachelor of Science (B.S)
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kathy

Rider University
CEAS, ESL Certification in Rider's Graduate-Level Teacher Certification Program (GLTP), Graduate Study
2015 – 2016
Temple University
ABD, Rhetoric and Composition
2002
Completed all Doctoral Coursework.

Temple University
MA Temple University, 1994

Woodrow Wilson High School
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phildoc

University of Denver
Graduate School of Social Work

Doctor of Philosophy, June 2017

Dissertation: Working the Front Lines of Intimate Partner Violence:

Responders' Perceptions of Interrole Collaboration

Committee: Dr. N. Eugene Walls (Director), Dr. Kimberly A. Bender, Dr.

Ramona Beltrán, Dr. Erin Willer (Outside Chair)

Florida State University

College of Social Work

Master of Social Work, April 2011

Clinical Track

Florida State University

College of Arts & Sciences

Bachelor of Science, May 2009

Majors: Psychology and Sociology

Minor: Communication
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KateB

Master’s Degree in Political Science at McGill University (2014 - 2016)
Bachelor’s Degree in Legal Studies at York University (2009 - 2013)
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stebinstructor

Oakland University, Rochester, MI
Ph.D. in Music (Ethnomusicology)

University of Birmingham, Birmingham, UK

Master of Philosophy in Music (Ethnomusicology)

Master of Arts in Music (Ethnomusicology)

Bachelor of Arts in British-American Studies
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Thegeeky

City, University of London
Ph.D. in English Literature, 2016
M.A. in English Literature, 2013

University of Salford
B.A, Creative Writing, 2011
Activities and Societies: Northwest Undergraduate Conference on Literature, Poetry Finalist (March 2011); University of Salford Fiction Award (April 2011); Proficient in French (both written and spoken); 4 years of experience on the board of editors of University of Salford Literary Review.
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Deleuzienne

BA, English (Top-tier) MA / PhD, Media Studies (Tier 1 university).
I have a humanities background, but I have tutored and taught in many related fields, ranging from math to the social sciences to ESL. I've completed in-depth, graduate level projects on topics as diverse as business, biology, and theology.

Also, I used to work as an admissions consultant specializing in graduate admissions for international students, so I have extensive experience with admissions essays. Someday I'll finish my book about these admissions essays

I am insatiably curious about absolutely everything.
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politicsman
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Professor-perspicacious

Bachelor Degree in English
Masters Degree in Communication Studies
PhD in English
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grace

Ph.D. in History
Master of Busines Management and Economics
B.A. in English
CFA in Basic Quantitative Financial Analysis
CFA in Accounting
Lead Editing in Nursing and Healthcare
Lead Editing in Psychology and Socialogy
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williamsM

PhD (University of Melbourne)
Masters's Degree (St. Johns College, US)
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Humanities-Portent

PhD in History (Ivy League). MA in Contemporary History and Politics (Ivy League). MA in Psychology (Top Tier). BA (Honors) in Politics, History and Philosophy (Top Tier). BA (Honors) in English Literature (Top Tier). LLB (Bachelor's of Law).
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Dr. Math

Ph.D in International Development (Globalization and Security) U.S.F Tampa, spring 2016.
M.A. in Business Management, University of South Florida Tampa, spring 2011.

B.A. Major Sociology (English & Psychology minor) USF Tampa, fall 2007.
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professornomore

Masters of Fine Arts - Queens University of Charlotte - Charlotte, NC, USA. (Poetry)
Master of Arts - Virginia Polytechnic Institute & State University - Blacksburg, VA, USA (English)
Bachelor of Arts - Hollins University - Roanoke, VA, USA (Psychology)
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Philosophic

I began my educational quest with my heart and mind set on economics, or more accurately, set on making money on Wall Street. After some transformative experiences, I started studying philosophy and fell deeply in with Buddhism and other Eastern philosophical traditions, as well as Plato's work and some other pieces of the Western canon.

I stuck around the University for a go at a Master's degree. I assembled my own degree through a Liberal Studies format, with a focus on peace and reconciliation studies as well as more philosophy. I wrote my thesis on Karl Marx's ideas of alienation and commodification as applied to our world today, with a reccommendation of applying engaged Buddhist ethics and practices as a path of reconciling the many issues of our time.

As a graduate, I continue my studies of economics, sociology, philosophy, politics, spirituality, and the like with the interest of gaining further understanding and ability to contribute clarity and goodness through my works.
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Liz

Ph.D. in Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
M. A. in Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
B.A. (cum laude) - Columbia College, Columbia University
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Worth

I hold a Doctorate in Adult Education and a Master of Science Degree in Criminology. Currently I am beginning my Ph.D. in Clinical Psychology with an emphaiss on Deviant Behavior.
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sky

AS in Biology
BS in Philosophy, focus on Asian philosophy
BS in Sociology, focus on social movements
(Minor in Business: entrepreneurship)
MS in Environmental Studies, focus on social ecology

A handful of random certificates including paralegal, CPR and Christian counseling.

My favorite assignments include: labs, environmentalism, engineering, things having to do with Excel and assignments where I get to sound like a radical nut. I also have a decade of academic editing under my belt and can make your shit sparkle like, well, shit with glitter in it.
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profpat

Ph.D., Management, an Ivy League Business School in New York, 2018.
MA, Fine Arts, an Ivy League University in Massachusetts, 2013.
BA Honours, Political Science, Minor in Communications graduated Magna Cum laude, 2010
B.S. Chemistry, Minor in Biology and Biochemistry, Magna Cum laude, 2003
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sane-psychologist

MA Experimental Psychology
PhD Experimental Psychology
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Jenny

MentorCoach
ICF certification (in progress), Life Coaching, 2013 - 2017

University of Toronto
Doctor of Philosophy (Ph.D.), History, 2004 - 2012
Activities and Societies: Graduate History Society, Graduate History Symposium, Graduate Education
Committee (School of Graduate Studies), Graduate Student Search Committee (Transnational/Diaspora
Studies)

Carleton University
Master of Arts (M.A.), History, 2002 - 2004
Activities and Societies: New University Government, Underhill Colloquium, Centre for Research on
Canadian–Russian Relations

Carleton University
Bachelor of Arts (B.A., honours), European and Russian Studies, 1998 - 2002
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