THE TOP 25 Unemployed Professors

We only hire current and former academics or graduate students who teach their own classes; all with advanced graduate degrees.
We would hire **Charlie Sheen but he is currently "occupied with projects involving blow, hookers, and saving the whales."
All of our ghost writers' credentials are objectively verified prior to their acceptance.
**Just joking about Charlie, he is only a high school graduate. {shocking}

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Deleuzienne	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.9% 6913 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
Professor-Rogue	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.9% 5523 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
GarKGee	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.8% 4534 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
professor-polymerase	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.8% 3081 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
stebinstructor	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 93.8% 2993 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
TamasWrites	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.4% 2397 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
nerdyprof	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 97.1% 2315 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Humanities-Portent	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98% 2014 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
sane-psychologist	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.8% 1977 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
supergeek	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 92.8% 1891 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
Mr-Harvard	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 92.1% 1871 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
politicsman	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.1% 1838 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
Jenny	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 90% 1793 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
grace	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.3% 1592 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Thegeeky	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.7% 1458 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
williamsM	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.1% 1348 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Catherins	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 92.7% 1311 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
platinum	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.8% 1162 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Professor-perspicacious	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.2% 1151 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
kathy	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 89.9% 1083 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
minniekas	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.8% 1073 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
Worth	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.6% 969 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
NikkiBlakes	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.7% 957 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
HighEndDelivery	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.2% 955 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
ProWriter	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91% 827 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR