Meet Our Professors

THE TOP 25 Unemployed Professors

We only hire current and former academics or graduate students who teach their own classes; all with advanced graduate degrees.
We would hire Charlie Sheen but he is currently "occupied with projects involving blow, hookers, and saving the whales."
All of our ghost writers' credentials are objectively verified prior to their acceptance.
**Just joking about Charlie, he is only a high school graduate. {shocking}

ExpertWriter

Multiple undergraduate and graduate degrees, multiple licenses and certifications, finishing all with high honors from top American universities.

I have been writing for more than 25 years and I have been nominated for many national and international awards for my writing.

I have completed more than 2500 ghostwritten pieces throughout my career... so far! (That's not counting the numerous publications completed under my own name!)
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phildoc

University of Denver
Graduate School of Social Work

Doctor of Philosophy, June 2017

Dissertation: Working the Front Lines of Intimate Partner Violence:

Responders' Perceptions of Interrole Collaboration

Committee: Dr. N. Eugene Walls (Director), Dr. Kimberly A. Bender, Dr.

Ramona Beltrán, Dr. Erin Willer (Outside Chair)

Florida State University

College of Social Work

Master of Social Work, April 2011

Clinical Track

Florida State University

College of Arts & Sciences

Bachelor of Science, May 2009

Majors: Psychology and Sociology

Minor: Communication
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reillysolutions

University of Chicago Chicago, IL • 1998 – 2000
Institut d’Etudes Françaises, Université d’Aix-Marseilles Aix-en-Provence, France • 1997 – 1998

St. John’s College Santa Fe, NM • 1995 – 1997
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Noddy

PhD. (Brunel University),
Masters' Degrees (US and UK)
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victoryprof

PhD in European Studies
M.A in European Studies
B.A in European Studies and Education
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Professor-Rogue

Ivy League BA, Ivy League MA (Sociology), Ivy League MA (Political Science), Big State School PhD (Political Science)
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litmaster

Masters in Education University of New Orleans 2011 to 2012
Bachelor of Arts in English Education Tulane University 2007 to 2011
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TamasWrites

Ph.D. in Electrical Engineering
Master of Science (M.S), Chemical Engineering
Bachelor of Science (B.S)
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Deleuzienne

BA, English (Top-tier) MA / PhD, Media Studies (Tier 1 university).
I have a humanities background, but I have tutored and taught in many related fields, ranging from math to the social sciences to ESL. I've completed in-depth, graduate level projects on topics as diverse as business, biology, and theology.

Also, I used to work as an admissions consultant specializing in graduate admissions for international students, so I have extensive experience with admissions essays.

I am insatiably curious about absolutely everything.
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Dr. Math

Ph.D USF Tampa, spring 2016.
• M.A. USF Tampa, spring 2011.

• B.A. USF Tampa, fall 2007.

• A.A. , Summa Cum Laude, State College of Florida, spring 2004.
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grace

Ph.D. in Computer Science
Master of Fine Art
B.A. in English
CFA in Basic Quantitative Financial Analysis
CFA in Accounting
Lead Editing in Criminology
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Worth

I hold a Doctorate in Adult Education and a Master of Science Degree in Criminology. Currently I am beginning my Ph.D. in Clinical Psychology with an emphaiss on Deviant Behavior.
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Mr-Harvard

PhD: Harvard (Philosophy / Political Science). MA: Harvard (Psychology). BSc: Rice (Business Philosophy/Psychology). BA: Rice (Double Major: English Literature & Composition and European History)
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sane-psychologist

MA Experimental Psychology
PhD Experimental Psychology
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Platinium

Bachelor of Science (Physics/Mathematics, Ivy League), Master of Arts (English Lit, Ivy League), PhD (English Lit, Ivy League.
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Humanities-Portent

PhD in History (Ivy League). MA in Contemporary History and Politics (Ivy League). MA in Psychology (Top Tier). BA (Honors) in Politics, History and Philosophy (Top Tier). BA (Honors) in English Literature (Top Tier). LLB (Bachelor's of Law).
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stebinstructor

Oakland University, Rochester, MI
Ph.D. in Music (Ethnomusicology)

University of Birmingham, Birmingham, UK

Master of Philosophy in Music (Ethnomusicology)

Master of Arts in Music (Ethnomusicology)

Bachelor of Arts in British-American Studies
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Professor-perspicacious

Bachelor Degree in English
Masters Degree in Communication Studies
PhD in English
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professornomore

Masters of Fine Arts - Queens University of Charlotte - Charlotte, NC, USA. (Poetry)
Master of Arts - Virginia Polytechnic Institute & State University - Blacksburg, VA, USA (English)
Bachelor of Arts - Hollins University - Roanoke, VA, USA (Psychology)
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ProfCrisis

PhD in English, top-tier US research university
MA with distinguished honors in English, top-tier US research university
Double BA with high honors in English + Philosophy, top-tier US research university
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Philosophic

I began my educational quest with my heart and mind set on economics, or more accurately, set on making money on Wall Street. After some transformative experiences, I started studying philosophy and fell deeply in with Buddhism and other Eastern philosophical traditions, as well as Plato's work and some other pieces of the Western canon.

I stuck around the University for a go at a Master's degree. I assembled my own degree through a Liberal Studies format, with a focus on peace and reconciliation studies as well as more philosophy. I wrote my thesis on Karl Marx's ideas of alienation and commodification as applied to our world today, with a reccommendation of applying engaged Buddhist ethics and practices as a path of reconciling the many issues of our time.

As a graduate, I continue my studies of economics, sociology, philosophy, politics, spirituality, and the like with the interest of gaining further understanding and ability to contribute clarity and goodness through my works.
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literatostar

University of California, Berkeley
Ph.d in Sociology & Demography
2016 - Present

University of California, Santa Cruz
Master of Arts (M.A)
2004 – 2006

University of Santa Clara - Sociology & psychology
2001 – 2003

University of Cambridge - English Major, sociology minor
2001

Disckson College - Research methods and teaching curriculum programs
1998 - 2000
BA, English/Psychology
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JMWalters

B.S. in Chemical Physics
M.S. in Nuclear Engineering
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sky

AS in Biology
BS in Philosophy, focus on Asian philosophy
BS in Sociology, focus on social movements
MS in Environmental Studies, focus on social ecology

A handful of random certificates including paralegal, CPR and Christian counseling.

My favorite assignments include: labs, environmentalism, engineering, things having to do with Excel and assignments where I get to sound like a radical nut. I also have a decade of academic editing under my belt and can make your shit sparkle like, well, shit with glitter in it.
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Casper

Yale University J.D.
Columbia University M.F.A.
Princeton Univeristy B.A.
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