THE TOP 25 Unemployed Professors

We only hire current and former academics or graduate students who teach their own classes; all with advanced graduate degrees.
We would hire **Charlie Sheen but he is currently "occupied with projects involving blow, hookers, and saving the whales."
All of our ghost writers' credentials are objectively verified prior to their acceptance.
**Just joking about Charlie, he is only a high school graduate. {shocking}

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Deleuzienne	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.8% 6666 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
Professor-Rogue	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.7% 5060 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
professor-polymerase	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.8% 2828 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
Humanities-Portent	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.1% 1906 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
sane-psychologist	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.1% 1851 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
stebinstructor	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 93% 1813 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Mr-Harvard	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.6% 1690 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
GarKGee	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 95.6% 1626 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
TamasWrites	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98% 1594 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Jenny	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 89.7% 1224 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
Noddy	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.2% 1058 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
williamsM	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 92% 1049 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Thegeeky	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.7% 1043 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Worth	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.6% 966 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Professor-perspicacious	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98% 952 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
grace	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.7% 940 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
kathy	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.3% 805 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
politicsman	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 94.8% 774 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
ProfCrisis	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 99.5% 704 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
nerdyprof	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 96.3% 672 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
Philosophic	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 97.5% 671 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
HighEndDelivery	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.2% 656 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR
NikkiBlakes	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 97.5% 527 Projects DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR
professornomore	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 98.4% 485 Projects GOLD LEVEL PROFESSOR
grey-matter	1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 91.9% 452 Projects PLATINUM LEVEL PROFESSOR