ProfCrisis

PhD in English, top-tier US research university
MA with distinguished honors in English, top-tier US research university
Double BA with high honors in English + Philosophy, top-tier US research university

Ghostwriter
University instructor (English)
Indentured academic
Business owner
Bartender

QUALIFICATIONS
Before I got into this industry, I completed a PhD in English from a top-tier research university in the United States. During that time, I published academic articles in peer-reviewed journals and taught courses in literature, rhetoric/composition and business writing for 7 years.

I have now been a full-time ghostwriter in a wide range of disciplines for 10+ years, including 8 years here on UP. I am deeply familiar with professors' expectations for undergraduate and graduate writing, and I am well practiced in exceeding those expectations. If requested, I can also write at less advanced levels in order to match a client's personal style (e.g., ESL, limited writing skills, etc.).

WHY YOU SHOULD CHOOSE MY BID
Simple: 100% customer satisfaction, not a single negative review, because I never cut corners and I am firmly committed to quality over quantity. Always compare profiles and reviews.

I only bid on projects for which I have adequate time, interest, and ability. I never have 20-40 projects in progress at any given time. If I did, I'd be doing what many writers are forced to do on cheaper "essay mill" sites -- i.e., frantically producing as much shoddy material as humanly possible. Not my cup of tea.

UPDATE 2025:
I never use AI. It's garbage, it's easily detectable, you know this, and that's why you're seeking a human writer. Go with one that doesn't use a chatbot that you could just as easily use yourself.

WHAT ABOUT THE SITES THAT CHARGE $10-15/PAGE?
Good for the owners who outsource to Kenya, bad for you. The work they sell you will either be plagiarized or so poorly written that you can't turn it in (or AI-generated, which is synonymous with "poorly written" and easily detected by bots and humans alike). It's just economically impossible for qualified, native-English writers to produce original work for some percentage of $10/page. Ask yourself: would a credentialed writer living in North America even consider working for less than minimum wage? Of course not -- that's why many of us quit our adjunct jobs. You found the right site and the right price point for high-quality, custom-written work.

$35 per double-spaced "page" (defined as 225 words here on UP) is the site minimum bid for Platinum writers. My pricing fluctuates with demand, rigor, and turnaround time.

SOME AREAS OF EXPERTISE
Nursing
English
Business / Management
Education
History
Philosophy
Psychology
Rhetoric & Composition
Political science
Communications
Sociology
Criminology
Anthropology
Etc.: I will only bid on your project if I'm qualified.