Education

PhD in English, top-tier US research university
MA with distinguished honors in English, top-tier US research university
Double BA with high honors in English + Philosophy, top-tier US research university

Past Employment

Ghostwriter
University instructor (English)
Indentured academic
Business owner
Bartender

Profile

QUALIFICATIONS
Before I got into this industry, I completed a PhD in English from a top-tier research university in the United States. During that time, I published academic articles in peer-reviewed journals and taught courses in literature, rhetoric/composition and business writing for 7 years.

I have now been a full-time ghostwriter in a wide range of disciplines for 9+ years, including 7 years here on UP. I am deeply familiar with professors' expectations for undergraduate and graduate writing, and I am well practiced in exceeding those expectations. If requested, I can also write at less advanced levels in order to match a client's personal style (e.g., ESL, limited writing skills, etc.).

WHY YOU SHOULD CHOOSE MY BID
Simple: 100% customer satisfaction, not one single negative review, because I never cut corners and I am firmly committed to quality over quantity. Always compare profiles and reviews.

I only bid on projects for which I have adequate time, interest, and ability. I never have 20-40 projects in progress at any given time. If I did, I'd be doing what many writers are forced to do on cheaper "essay mill" sites -- i.e., frantically producing as much shoddy material as humanly possible. Not my cup of tea.

WHAT ABOUT THE SITES THAT CHARGE $10-15/PAGE?
Good for the owners who outsource to Kenya, bad for you. The work they sell you will either be plagiarized or so poorly written that you can't turn it in (or AI-generated, which is synonymous with "poorly written" and easily detected by bots and humans alike). It's just economically impossible for qualified, native-English writers to produce original work for some percentage of $10/page. Ask yourself: would a credentialed writer living in North America even consider working for less than minimum wage? Of course not -- that's why many of us quit our adjunct jobs. You found the right site and the right price point for high-quality, custom-written work.

$35 per double-spaced "page" (defined as 225 words here on UP) is the site minimum bid for Platinum writers. My pricing fluctuates with demand, rigor, and turnaround time.

SOME AREAS OF EXPERTISE
Nursing
English
Business / Management
Education
History
Philosophy
Psychology
Rhetoric & Composition
Political science
Communications
Sociology
Criminology
Anthropology
Etc.: I will only bid on your project if I'm qualified.

Reviews

Date Comment Rating
09/23/2024 I have always received high quality work in a timely manner. ProfCrisis is extremely reliable, even on short notice tasks.
09/20/2024 Prompt delivery of a great argument. Appreciate the effort and skill put into the work.
09/19/2024 OUTSTANDING JOB!!! I AM IMPRESSED ! WOW WILL DEF WORK WITH IN THE FUTURE smiley
07/29/2024 The only professor I trust on this website. I keep coming back and he never dissapoints. Always worth the money.
07/16/2024 Amazing as always. Great communication and top-quality work.
06/21/2024 I have used ProfCrisis several times and he always exceeds my expectations. It is not AI generated, no direct quotes are used and he always delivers top notch work. He goes the extra mile with paying close attention to the assignment details and references. I have nothing but great things to say - he communicates throughout the project, keeping me informed. I have used him for a discussion post that I received a 95% on, and a research paper. HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!
06/20/2024 This prof is the most reliable and most capable professor on this platform. I have worked with many but this prof always amazes me. 
06/14/2024 Great
06/05/2024 Great work. Thanks!
05/30/2024 Although I am aware that I did not give you much to write about, the sentence structure is awkward. I paid a high price, but I expect a better essay and free revision. In fact, I have to make a new order for revision. I gave the identical information to a different tutor as well, and he produced a better essay and offered me a free revision. 

REPLY:
The customer asked for a free rewrite using entirely new information and newly stated preferences. The review's description of the transaction is completely inaccurate, but I hope it made the customer feel better.
05/19/2024 great help! 
05/09/2024

ProfCrisis was amazing to work with. I will continue to keep them in mind for all future projects. They were able to provide a 1500-word essay on such short notice. They communicate effectively during the process and ensure you are satisfied with your final results! I recommend them! 

05/07/2024 Awesome work!
05/06/2024 This professor is very involved and has excellent writing abilities.
04/26/2024 Did an excellence job with my project
04/21/2024 A lifesaver. Top-quality work. I'll definitely be back!!
04/21/2024 A hidden gem. Not a single negative review, and now I know why. Thanks a bunch Professor.
03/15/2024 Very impressed. recieved an A
03/15/2024 Did a great job and was very accommodating
02/29/2024 Completed my paper the exact way it needed to be done and was very good at communicating and keeping in touch about the project.
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