Ivy League BA, Ivy League MA (Sociology), Ivy League MA (Political Science), Big State School PhD (Political Science)

Past Employment

Adjunct Professor, Intelligence Analyst, Private Sector Risk Analysis, Certified First Responder


PhD in Political Science - Big State School Where People Really Love Football
MA in Political Science - Ivy League School with a decent football team
MA Sociology - Ivy League School with a terrible football team
BA (Honors) Political & Sociology - Ivy League with the worst football team

I write stuff all across the humanities and social sciences (I can make it witty if you'd like) with some additional specializations that I have developed over time. I also love science. While I can't handle specialized engineering coursework, I adore math, geology, oceanography, and a few other "hard" sciences I might be forgetting.

I love writing long term papers and essays but also consider myself to be the king of the discussion/reaction paper. There's nothing like applying basic critical thinking to something unfamiliar with - I find it truly fun.

I am the original Unemployed Professor, and the first professor hired for this site. Unlike most of the other professors on this site, I only bid on projects that are BOTH in my areas of expertise, and of interest to me. Most other professors bid on almost every single project that is posted. When I bid on your project, you can thus be sure that I am not only qualified to complete it but also excited to do so.

After informally polling my regular clients between May and December 2018, I have found that the papers that I am producing are receiving average grades in the range between 92% and 97%.

I also really enjoy working with students for entire courses. If you book multiple projects with me throughout the semester, I will lock you in at the site's minimum price for the entire semester even though rates typically go up during the busiest parts of the year (Mid-October to early December and March to mid-May). That way you won't get gouged by an unscrupulous professors when you can afford it the least!

I run all of my papers through Write Check to make sure they are plagiarism free. Even though I write everything from scratch, I believe you can never be too careful.

I also respond to every single message I receive. If you send it between 12PM PST-PST , I will typically respond to you within the hour.

Core Specializations:
-Political Science
-International Relations
-Admissions Essays

All quoted projects are Cambria or 12pt font, double-spaced, with Word 2003 standard margins, unless otherwise noted/requested. If you don't provide a preferred citation style, I will use APA by default. Feel free to make me aware of any needs that differ from these guidelines, and I will make an exception whenever it is possible. All delivery times are PST.

I am very comfortable integrating scripture into papers for those attending religious schools like Liberty! 


Date Comment Rating
01/20/2022 If you want your project done well I would advise to work with this prof.
01/19/2022 Really good work!
01/13/2022 This paper was a life saver, I got seriously ill, and no extension would be given. All the research was TOP NOTCH.
12/30/2021 Thank you for being so professional, cordial, and eloquent both in your manner of communication and in your mode of academic writing. I very much look forward to working with you again.
12/22/2021 Awesome!
12/22/2021 Essay done crazy early, with ultra-high standards. A go to source for essays if you like it done well.
12/18/2021 Awesome......+A
12/18/2021 How many professors get the work in a bit early? This one does, and the work is superb!
12/12/2021 Hands down the best work I have received through this site. Can't recommend more highly!
12/12/2021 I have had about 10 papers written on this site and this is by far the worst. The entire paper repeated the same thing each paragraph. Don't reccomend.

I'm sorry to hear that. I don't know who you are as comments aren't identified but I'd be happy to rework the project if this is how you feel. Please feel free to get in touch with me via the message boards! Cheers, Theo
12/08/2021 Timely & Professional 
12/05/2021 Really Helpful for me. The paper was top quality considering the volume of research. Highly appreciated.
12/05/2021 Like I said before, a true professional and an absolute G. All original work and truly understands the assignment. Thanks again!!
12/04/2021 Great.
12/04/2021 I hate writing these reviews because so many are just fake ones written by professors, but I just have to say this prof does PERFECT AMAZING STUNNING PROFESSIONAL WORK PEOPLE!!!! well worth the price!! wrote a 15 page paper for me absolutely nailed it. I highly highly highly recommend this professor. Kept me up to date, answered my questions, absolutely best experience i have had on this site. WILL be using them again if necessary 100%
12/04/2021 This guy is an absolute G. He delivers on time, has thorough understanding of assignment, and produces A+ work. He's easy to communicate with and truly wants you to succeed. I know picking a professor can be overwhelming, but rest assured this prof is the THE GUY. I will use him for ALL future assignments that i'm too lazy to do :).
12/01/2021 Amazing 
11/25/2021 Reliable and excellent 
11/23/2021 Delivered paper on time. Great communciation!
11/19/2021 This prof's work is like the blobs of gum under my school desk...lovingly crafted, expertly arranged and solid as a rock.
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