Ivy League BA, Ivy League MA (Sociology), Ivy League MA (Political Science), Big State School PhD (Political Science)

Past Employment

Adjunct Professor, Intelligence Analyst, Private Sector Risk Analysis, Certified First Responder


N.B. A lot of the accounts with larger numbers of completed projects that have only been around for a year or two make use of multiple writers. There is no guarantee that you will get the writer you think you are hiring. I have been working for Unemployed Professors for over 11 years, and complete all projects on my own. I may or may not leave a note with my bid. If I do, it is because I have a very specific idea about the direction I want to take your project. If I don't, it is because I am interested in it but am open to any approach.

PhD in Political Science - Big State School Where People Really Love Football
MA in Political Science - Ivy League School with a decent football team
MA Sociology - Ivy League School with a terrible football team
BA (Honors) Political & Sociology - Ivy League with the worst football team

I write stuff all across the humanities and social sciences (I can make it witty if you'd like) with some additional specializations that I have developed over time. I also love science. While I can't handle specialized engineering coursework, I adore math, geology, oceanography, and a few other "hard" sciences I might be forgetting.

I love writing long term papers and essays but also consider myself to be the king of the discussion/reaction paper. There's nothing like applying basic critical thinking to something unfamiliar with - I find it truly fun.

I am the original Unemployed Professor, and the first professor hired for this site. Unlike most of the other professors on this site, I only bid on projects that are BOTH in my areas of expertise, and of interest to me. Most other professors bid on almost every single project that is posted. When I bid on your project, you can thus be sure that I am not only qualified to complete it but also excited to do so.

After informally polling my regular clients between May and December 2018, I have found that the papers that I am producing are receiving average grades in the range between 92% and 97%.

I also really enjoy working with students for entire courses. If you book multiple projects with me throughout the semester, I will lock you in at the site's minimum price for the entire semester even though rates typically go up during the busiest parts of the year (Mid-October to early December and March to mid-May). That way you won't get gouged by an unscrupulous professors when you can afford it the least!

I run all of my papers through Write Check to make sure they are plagiarism free. Even though I write everything from scratch, I believe you can never be too careful.

I also respond to every single message I receive. If you send it between 12PM PST-PST , I will typically respond to you within the hour.

Core Specializations:
-Political Science
-International Relations
-Admissions Essays

All quoted projects are Cambria or 12pt font, double-spaced, with Word 2003 standard margins, unless otherwise noted/requested. If you don't provide a preferred citation style, I will use APA by default. Feel free to make me aware of any needs that differ from these guidelines, and I will make an exception whenever it is possible. All delivery times are PST.

I am very comfortable integrating scripture into papers for those attending religious schools like Liberty! 


Date Comment Rating
06/01/2023 Hands down the best! Not only excellent work but reliable and trustworthy!
05/17/2023 99/100. Great as always. 
05/16/2023 Excellent!! Only prof I use on this site. 

05/11/2023 excellent
05/03/2023 heart
05/02/2023 Amazing
04/27/2023 Great Work! Will use again!
04/26/2023 Outstanding as per usual. Had an extremely minor issue after submission but Prof Rogue made it right no questions asked. Your search for assignment help ends with this professor. 
04/20/2023 Good Prof, Responsive
04/14/2023 99/100 on this project. As per usual, I learn more from this professors work then I do from the class material. 
04/09/2023 Thank you so much professor just finished reading an Iam fascinating it's all me in every single word. Thank you for your professionalism.
04/03/2023 always great work!
04/02/2023 Amazing! Done in a short period of time, patient with me while I reposted the project several times. Well done and used common sense. Felt like conversing with a real person unlike some of the other profs I've used on here! Will use again. 
03/27/2023 Great work. A little late but maintained communication throughout the process. 
03/18/2023 Amazing 
03/10/2023 The only professor I will use on this site. Amazing!!!! Thank you!! 
02/19/2023 Still great. 
02/18/2023 Phenomenal! First time on this site and I'm super happy with my experience. Despite it being a short and oddly specific assignment, Theo took great care with my project and made sure to follow the rubric/word count closely. Excellent communication overall (very kind when responding to me regarding project status!) and delivered top quality work. I definitely feel confident choosing him for future projects!! :)

So happy you liked my work. Looking forward to working with you in the future :) Cheers!
01/30/2023 This PROF is excellent. Worked with them almost the whole term. 10/10 reccomend using them. Work is always stellar and grades are high.
01/16/2023 This PROF. gets the job done! Highly recommend working with them for an entire semester or a single class. The work is impeccable. 
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