Education

BA, English (Top-tier) MA / PhD, Media Studies (Tier 1 university). 
I have a humanities background, but I have tutored and taught in many related fields, ranging from math to the social sciences to ESL. I've completed in-depth, graduate level projects on topics as diverse as accounting, business, biology, music, psychology, and theology for my clients. One of my other projects involves publishing books, so I have some background and experience in formatting and editing books for the Kindle Direct Publishing platform. If you're a self-publishing author, I can help you out.  

Also, I used to work as an admissions consultant specializing in graduate admissions for international students, so I have extensive experience with admissions essays. Someday Later this  year, I'll finish my book about these admissions essays!

I am insatiably curious about absolutely everything. 

Past Employment

Editing, tutoring, teaching: College level (8 years) Retail (bookstore): editor / proofreader (6 years); 11 years of combined teaching / private tutoring / TA-ing experience, miscellaneous experience with business, marketing, finance, PR / marketing work. I have experience with white papers, cover letters, SEO, and resumes too. 

Last updated 8/2019

Profile

Last updated 07/18/21

My Books

Deleuzienne Explains It All: http://amzn.com/B098CWLPDB (Read it FOR FREE in the US with Amazon's free Vella tokens! New episodes soon!)

Paper Hacking 101 (2020)https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08L462DJY/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_30MJJCDW4PT3B4CRQZ9X

I am happy to offer review copies of my books to returning & current customers, as well as to journalists. Please get in touch!

Get my first book: "Hacking Papers: How to Write a Successful Paper (even if you never did the reading)". It's full of quick tips and tricks about research and writing.  Now out in paperback ($8.95) and as always, on Kindle! Only $1.99 but probably worth at least 2 bucks! If you have Kindle Unlimited you can read it for FREE! 

Get it here on Kindle! (Plaintext link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079C98DG7)

and here in paperback. (Plaintext link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1976995590)

Policies, Background, & Misc.


July 2020 annc: It has come to my attention recently that some unscrupulous competitors claim to have a writer named "Deleuzienne."  This site, UnemployedProfessors.COM, is the only site I write for and anyone using my username is violating a trademark. Be careful out there on the web!

I've completed over 7,700 projects for this site. I must be doing something right! 

Areas of special interest: Anthropology, sociology, technology, computers, English, linguistics, media, philosophy, political science, psychology, art, history, gender studies, culture studies, business, pedagogy / teaching, ethnography, CSR, ethics, religion. 

I can help with Vellum readings, language classes, and more.

I am also pretty good with math(s).  If you have a project you think I can take on, invite me and I'll check it out!

Press (includes a writing sample): http://kernelmag.dailydot.com/features/report/8960/inside-the-black-market-for-college-homework/


NOTE: My bidding minimum is $30/page (double-spaced, standard margins + font), $45/ page (1.5 spacing), and $60/page single spacing. Sometimes I bid more than this minimum because of turnaround, the cost of materials such as books or journal articles, the complexity of a project, how much work I already have and so on. Please don't ask me to bid less than my minimum. Remember that this site, bank fees, and taxes each take an enormous cut, and I am netting FAR less than that per-page cost. Thank you for understanding. As of 3/1/22, my minimum prices will be $35 per double-spaced page, $53 per 1.5-spaced page, and $70 per single-spaced page. Unfortunately, inflation has left me with no other options.

A few tips for successful collaboration:
1. Word count is far better than page count, every time! Try to get a ballpark estimate from your professor.
2. Although more info is usually better, there is a point where an overwhelming amount of info can cut into precious time, especially on very tight deadlines!  Think about what info I really need to write. I can't always read an entire semester of assigned readings in a day. Also keep in mind there is a limit on how many files you upload with your project. It can be very time consuming to download dozens or hundreds of .jpg, .pdf, and .png files, especially if they are out-of-order pages. The less time I have to spend on admin stuff like that, the more time I have for writing. 
3. An ideal deadline is about 24-36 business hours away from when you must hand it in. This will give you time to look over it, revise if necessary, ensure that you have the file, etc. I realize this is not always possible, but it is ideal: and if your deadline is more flexible, you can usually save some money this way since my bid will be lower!
4. Unfortunately I can't provide ongoing status updates.  I read most messages as quickly as I see them, but I can't always respond immediately. Thanks for understanding!&nbs

Reviews

Date Comment Rating
10/01/2022 Excellent paper and messaged me to get the details correct
09/25/2022 10/10
09/11/2022 Great work done on a tight deadline!
09/06/2022 I honestly thought I was being scammed until the very last minute.  This work has exceeded my expectations, I'm speechless.  APA citation throughout, logical flow of ideas, superb writing, exceptional work. 
08/31/2022 great to work with!
08/30/2022 Great professor 
08/28/2022 I've used this prof over 6 times now and everytime delivers quality work.
08/25/2022 Exceptional!
08/13/2022 Excellent work 
08/12/2022 Best professor on this site! Highly recommend!
08/10/2022 Perfect as always! I will always recommend this professor 1st! 
08/10/2022 Went above and beyond to personalize my project. Eloquently written and accurately portrayed my thoughts. 
07/31/2022 Great back and forth communication and work was exactly what I was expecting.  
07/22/2022 This professor is the best! You should request them every time. My paper was early. The works cited were perfect! I cannot say enough good things!
07/21/2022 Awesome job!!! Thank you! 
07/21/2022 10/10 recommend
07/15/2022 Best professor hands down
07/15/2022 Quick turn around. Very professional and communicated throughtout process. Would recommend 10/10 times
07/14/2022 Perfect as always! Highly recommend and definitely worth the price. Not afraid to ask questions. Cares about the quality of work and your grade!
07/06/2022 Accurate and fast solution. Highly recommend.
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