BA, English (Top-tier) MA / PhD, Media Studies (Tier 1 university).
MANY, MANY IT certifications and courses in Python, data analysis, R, SQL, JavaScript, HTML/CSS, and more.
I have a humanities background, but I have tutored and taught in many related fields, ranging from math to the social sciences to ESL. I've completed in-depth, graduate level projects on topics as diverse as accounting, business, biology, music, psychology, and theology for my clients. One of my other projects involves publishing books, so I have some background and experience in formatting and editing books for the Kindle Direct Publishing platform. If you're a self-publishing author, I can help you out.  

Also, I used to work as an admissions consultant specializing in graduate admissions for international students, so I have extensive experience with admissions essays. Someday Later this  year, I'll finish my book about these admissions essays!

I am insatiably curious about absolutely everything. 

Past Employment

Editing, tutoring, teaching: College level (8 years) Retail (bookstore): editor / proofreader (6 years); 11 years of combined teaching / private tutoring / TA-ing experience, miscellaneous experience with business, marketing, finance, PR / marketing work. I have experience with white papers, cover letters, SEO, and resumes too. 

Last updated 8/2019


Last updated 01/19/24

I've spent the past several years learning as much as I can about data science, so I've got skills you might not expect based on my background. I can probably help you with your Python, R, SQL, and /or JavaScript woes. 

My Books

Deleuzienne Explains It All: (Read it FOR FREE in the US with Amazon's free Vella tokens! New episodes someday!)

Paper Hacking 101 (2020)

I am happy to offer review copies of my books to returning & current customers, as well as to journalists. Please get in touch!

Get my first book: "Hacking Papers: How to Write a Successful Paper (even if you never did the reading)". It's full of quick tips and tricks about research and writing.  Now out in paperback ($8.95) and as always, on Kindle! Only $1.99 but probably worth at least 2 bucks! If you have Kindle Unlimited you can read it for FREE! 

Get it here on Kindle! (Plaintext link:

and here in paperback. (Plaintext link:

Policies, Background, & Misc.

July 2020 annc: It has come to my attention recently that some unscrupulous competitors claim to have a writer named "Deleuzienne."  This site, UnemployedProfessors.COM, is the only site I write for and anyone using my username is violating a trademark. Be careful out there on the web!

I've completed over 8,500 projects for this site. I must be doing something right! 

Areas of special interest: Anthropology, sociology, technology, computers, English, linguistics, media, philosophy, political science, psychology, art, history, gender studies, culture studies, business, pedagogy / teaching, ethnography, CSR, ethics, religion. 

I can help with Vellum readings, language classes, and more.

I am also pretty good with math(s).  If you have a project you think I can take on, invite me and I'll check it out!

Press (includes a writing sample):

NOTE: My bidding minimum is $30/page (double-spaced, standard margins + font), $45/ page (1.5 spacing), and $60/page single spacing. Sometimes I bid more than this minimum because of turnaround, the cost of materials such as books or journal articles, the complexity of a project, how much work I already have and so on. Please don't ask me to bid less than my minimum. Remember that this site, bank fees, and taxes each take an enormous cut, and I am netting FAR less than that per-page cost. Thank you for understanding. As of 3/1/22, my minimum prices will be $35 per double-spaced page, $53 per 1.5-spaced page, and $70 per single-spaced page. Unfortunately, inflation has left me with no other options.

A few tips for successful collaboration:
1. Word count is far better than page count, every time! Try to get a ballpark estimate from your professor.
2. Although more info is usually better, there is a point where an overwhelming amount of info can cut into precious time, especially on very tight deadlines!  Think about what info I really need to write. I can't always read an entire semester of assigned readings in a day. Also keep in mind there is a limit on how many files you upload with your project. It can be very time consuming to download dozens or hundreds of .jpg, .pdf, and .png files, especially if they are out-of-order pages. The less time I have to spend on admin stuff like that, the more time I have for writing. 
3. An ideal deadline is about 24-36 business hours away from when you must hand it in. This will give you time to look over it, revise if necessary, ensure that you have the file, etc. I realize this is not always possible, but it is ideal: and if your deadline is more flexible, you can usually save some money this way since


Date Comment Rating
04/20/2024 I had failed this class before using other professors on this website. I was glad to get a B on my first paper. She kept communicating with me to make sure she got everything right which made me feel at ease. Thank you so much! 
04/14/2024 If I could hire this professor to do everything for me I would. The work he does is beyond great.
03/16/2024 Perfect paper! 
03/11/2024 The best! 
03/11/2024 It was perfect, thank you very much, I can't wait for more future work
03/07/2024 One of the best profs on this site. D is a remarkably talented writer, efficient, and always delivers on time. Can't go wrong with selecting this prof. 
03/02/2024 Thank you for your help!
02/29/2024 The best, very diligent approach, always pay attention to the details and produce the best quality work.
02/19/2024 Did the project very well and followed all instructions. 
02/15/2024 Great job!
01/17/2024 Very helpful, wrote the revision to the exact guidelines I gave him. Great job overall
01/10/2024 Did a great job 
12/27/2023 Absolutely terrible experience and unprofessional. Was three days late, did not give notice beforehand, and delivered subpar writing. When I asked for corrections, none were made, and no response from this professor. Would not recommend at all.
12/23/2023 Essay was pretty much everything I could have wanted and the window to get it done was just a couple of hours. Great job. I really appreciate it. THANK YOU
12/12/2023 I have used this professor twice for an ethics paper and for a last minute sociology paper. He always delivers excellent work on time!! Thank you!!
12/08/2023 very good 
12/02/2023 This was the first time I'd used this site for a project. This professor was thorough in their communication. Although the paper was a little late, they followed the instruction to a T and produced a very well-written paper. They went above and beyond to produce something that exceeded my expectations. I was slightly dissapointed in the grade, but I'm the one asking for this service so I am still grateful for this professor's work. The feedback and grade from the course professor are summarized below:

Grade for the paper was 70% - the feedback stated that the critical analysis made some false assumptions, was too cynical, and failed to recognize the positive aspects.
11/28/2023 Another excellent paper, thank you!
11/14/2023 Good report
It exceeded my expectations. He was the most expensive bidder for my project, but after reading the reviews and seeing his experience in my field, I decided to go with him. It turned out to be the best decision.

I asked him to rewrite my essay to make it better and to correct and improve certain areas. He did exactly what I asked, and more. He left many comments explaining why he made certain changes, along with reflective notes on my writing and the topic. The content and his writing were both top-quality, he clearly knows his stuff.

Throughout the process, he maintained constant communication. I don't know if my essay will be a pass, but he definitely did everything I asked for and more. This was my first time using UP, and I will definitely be back. It was completely worth the money.

Thank you!
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