Deleuzienne is ready to write your eassy!




Top 10 writing Subjects

English 638 History 549 Business 479 Psychology 421 Political Science 324 Sociology 324 English Literature 302 Literature 274 Accounting 266 Philosophy 259


  • Education

    BA, English (Top-tier) MA / PhD, Media Studies (Tier 1 university). 
    I have a humanities background, but I have tutored and taught in many related fields, ranging from math to the social sciences to ESL. I've completed in-depth, graduate level projects on topics as diverse as accounting, business, biology, music, psychology, and theology for my clients. One of my other projects involves publishing books, so I have some background and experience in formatting and editing books for the Kindle Direct Publishing platform. If you're a self-publishing author, I can help you out.  

    Also, I used to work as an admissions consultant specializing in graduate admissions for international students, so I have extensive experience with admissions essays. Someday Later this  year, I'll finish my book about these admissions essays!

    I am insatiably curious about absolutely everything. 

    Past Employment

    Editing, tutoring, teaching: College level (8 years) Retail (bookstore): editor / proofreader (6 years); 11 years of combined teaching / private tutoring / TA-ing experience, miscellaneous experience with business, marketing, finance, PR / marketing work. I have experience with white papers, cover letters, SEO, and resumes too. 

    Last updated 8/2019


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    I've completed over 7,200 projects for this site. I must be doing something right! 

    Areas of special interest: Anthropology, sociology, technology, computers, English, linguistics, media, philosophy, political science, psychology, art, history, gender studies, culture studies, business, pedagogy / teaching, ethnography, CSR, ethics, religion. 

    I can help with Vellum readings, language classes, and more.

    I am also pretty good with math(s).  If you have a project you think I can take on, invite me and I'll check it out!

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    NOTE: My bidding minimum is $30/page (double-spaced, standard margins + font), $45/ page (1.5 spacing), and $60/page single spacing. Sometimes I bid more than this minimum because of turnaround, the cost of materials such as books or journal articles, the complexity of a project, how much work I already have and so on. Please don't ask me to bid less than my minimum. Remember that this site, bank fees, and taxes each take an enormous cut, and I am netting FAR less than that per-page cost. Thank you for understanding.

    A few tips:
    1. Word count > page count, every time! Try to get a ballpark estimate from your professor.
    2. Although more info is usually better, there is a point where an overwhelming amount of info can cut into precious time, especially on very tight deadlines!  Think about what info I really need to write. I can't always read an entire semester of assigned readings in a day. Also keep in mind there is a limit on how many files you upload with your project. It can be very time consuming to download dozens or hundreds of .jpg, .pdf, and .png files, especially if they are out-of-order pages. The less time I have to spend on admin stuff like that, the more time I have for writing. 
    3. An ideal deadline is about 24-36 business hours away from when you must hand it in. This will give you time to  look over it, revise if necessary, ensure that you have the file, etc. I realize this is not always possible, but it is ideal: and if your deadline is more flexible, you can usually save some money this way since my bid will be lower!
    4. Unfortunately I can't provide ongoing status updates.  I read most messages as quickly as I see them, but I can't always respond immediately. Thanks for understanding!&nbs


    Date Comment Rating
    06/14/2021 Fast, amazing, can't thank you enough!! 
    06/01/2021 Incredible as always. 
    05/28/2021 was qucik and effecient - recommend ! 
    05/23/2021 Got a 100 on my final essay and the professor loved it.
    05/21/2021 Great communication, well written, and on time.
    05/21/2021 Great communication, well written, and on time.
    05/12/2021 A genuinely well written and well researched research paper. Due to unforeseen difficulties and the own difficulty of writing the paper it came in after the due date posted on the website, but that's why you should always post requests like this a few weeks early (like I did). You shouldn't hold this against Delu at all because he delivered FAR past my expectations for a ghostwriter. Well worth the money.
    05/09/2021 Great job. thank you.
    05/06/2021 Really great job. My professor is a very scrupulous grader and this essay definitely got the thumbs up from her. The professor wrote me a history essay that was impeccable - no grammar or spelling corrections were necessary. Recieved the paper and it was ready to turn in. Many professors on this site have provided me subpar work, and I can confidently tell you after working with many different professors that this professor will be your best bet. I could not say enough nice things about this one - mindful of your time, punctual (got my essay to me early), and most importantly quality work. You'd be going wrong choosing any other professor. If they are avaliable choose this one! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
    05/03/2021 Finished a complex English assignment 24 hours before it was due. I read it and thought it was incredibly well written with a pro's pro's pose. 
    04/29/2021 The Discussions & Conclusions paper was very well witten.. thank you!
    04/28/2021 always the best professor on here 
    04/28/2021 fantastic
    04/28/2021 perfect
    04/28/2021 amazing 
    04/28/2021 AMAZING work!! 
    04/27/2021 Got a 73 gave 7 days for a paper. Format was not followed in instructions . For a diamond professor I am honestly not happy and very underwhelmed considering the status of this professor. Ive had better experience with gold level professors. 
    04/27/2021 high quality delieverable 
    04/23/2021 Excellent as always thank you
    04/22/2021 The paper I received was just what I requested! Thank you!
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