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English 537 History 469 Business 398 Psychology 363 Political Science 284 Sociology 279 English Literature 252 Literature 236 Accounting 227 Philosophy 226


  • Education

    BA, English (Top-tier) MA / PhD, Media Studies (Tier 1 university). 
    I have a humanities background, but I have tutored and taught in many related fields, ranging from math to the social sciences to ESL. I've completed in-depth, graduate level projects on topics as diverse as accounting, business, biology, music, psychology, and theology for my clients. One of my other projects involves publishing books, so I have some background and experience in formatting and editing books for the Kindle Direct Publishing platform. If you're a self-publishing author, I can help you out.  

    Also, I used to work as an admissions consultant specializing in graduate admissions for international students, so I have extensive experience with admissions essays. Someday Later this  year, I'll finish my book about these admissions essays!

    I am insatiably curious about absolutely everything. 

    Past Employment

    Editing, tutoring, teaching: College level (8 years) Retail (bookstore): editor / proofreader (6 years); 11 years of combined teaching / private tutoring / TA-ing experience, miscellaneous experience with business, marketing, finance, PR / marketing work. I have experience with white papers, cover letters, SEO, and resumes too. 

    Last updated 8/2019


    Last updated 8/1//2019 
    Get my book: "Hacking Papers: How to Write a Successful Paper (even if you never did the reading)". It's full of quick tips and tricks about research and writing.  Now out in paperback ($8.95) and as always, on Kindle! $3.99 but probably worth at least 4 bucks!  

    Get it here on Kindle! (Plaintext link:

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    I'm also working on a new book about grad admissions essays, so stay tuned. And let me know what content  would be helpful or what questions you would want in a book like this!

    I've completed over 6,000 projects for this site. I must be doing something right! 

    Note: The number of projects in my queue is misleading, as it includes projects that are completed and for which I am awaiting payment, projects due very far in the future, as well as small ongoing projects. 

    Areas of special interest: Anthropology, sociology, technology, computers, English, linguistics, media, philosophy, political science, psychology, art, history, gender studies, culture studies, business, pedagogy / teaching, ethnography, CSR, ethics, religion. 

    I am also pretty good with math(s).  If you have a project you think I can take on, invite me and I'll check it out!

    Press (includes a writing sample):

    NOTE: My bidding minimum is $25/page (double-spaced, standard margins + font), $40/ page (1.5 spacing), and $50/page single spacing. Sometimes I bid more because of deadlines, the cost of materials such as books or journal articles, the complexity of a proejct, how much I already have in my queue, and so on. Please don't ask me to bid less than my minimum. Remember that this site, bank fees, and taxes all take an enormous cut, and I am netting FAR less than $25/page. Thank you for understanding.

    A few tips:
    1. Word count > page count, every time! Try to get a ballpark estimate from your professor.
    2. Although more info is usually better, there is a point where an overwhelming amount of info can cut into precious time, especially on very tight deadlines!  Think about what info I really need to write. I can't always read an entire semester of assigned readings in a day. Also keep in mind there is a limit on how many files you upload with your project. It can be very time consuming to download dozens or hundreds of .jpg, .pdf, and .png files, especially if they are out-of-order pages. The less time I have to spend on admin stuff like that, the more time I have for writing. 
    3. An ideal deadline is about 24-36 business hours away from when you must hand it in. This will give you time to  look over it, revise if necessary, ensure that you have the file, etc. I realize this is not always possible, but it is ideal: and if your deadline is more flexible, you can usually save some money this way since my bid will be lower!
    4. Unfortunately I can't provide ongoing status updates. Until I can afford an assistant, I can work either on your project or I can write messages to you about your project. I read most messages as quickly as I see them, but I can't always respond immediately. Thanks for understanding! 
    5. The system cannot accommodate multiple due dates. It's super annoying, but remember that all I see is the due date you have chosen.
    4. Sometimes...I need to sleep or eat! Please allow a few hours for a response and remember that I am on US Pacific Time. 


    Date Comment Rating
    08/22/2019 Perfect!
    08/18/2019 Great as always!
    08/15/2019 This Professor has single-handedly saved me from failing a class. Excellent work, and always delivered on time. Users of Unemployed Professors would do well to check through ratings and comments before selecting a professor. I have absolutely gotten ripped off by a couple of them before I found this one. He is in constant contact to make sure that he is delivering a quality paper. I would definitely use again!
    08/12/2019 Excellent paper, couldn't be more pleased. I didn't even need to edit it, which is rare. Wonderful to work with, too.
    08/09/2019 Did an awesome job, thank you!
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    08/08/2019 Once again this Professor delivers! During the course of this assignment, this Professor had emergency gallbladder surgery. He kept me updated the entire time, and still had an excellent paper written on time! Where else do you find that level of commitment??
    08/06/2019 Second time I've worked with the professor and he delivered a dynamite paper AGAIN.  They clearly enjoy research and writing as both instances the professor has gone above the required reference count as well as page count.  Will specifically be inviting this prof to do my work in the future. Highly recommend. 
    08/06/2019 Once again this Professor delivers! He swooped in at the last minute and saved a project. Excellent work delivered earlier than the agreed time.
    08/05/2019 Great Work! On Time! Was fast to give me progress updates, will use again for sure!
    08/04/2019 No complaints!! Great job!
    08/03/2019 Was 3hrs... late but great paper
    08/01/2019 Simple wordage, great grammar, went above and beyond on my essay. He not only followed the directions of the assignment, he also seemed to have a comprehensive understanding of what he was talking about, what points were being made, etc. Best person I've ever hired on here.
    08/01/2019 Awesome job!!
    07/31/2019 This professor consistently delivers top notch assignments with minimal turnaround and responds quickly to messages.  Great to work with and highly recommended!
    07/29/2019 AWESOME PAPER!! I was stressing over nothing, he did exactly what I wanted. I was freaking out because I had exams to study for and homework to catch up on and of course I procrastinanted on writing my paper so I figured I'd give this a try, being my first time using the website,I couldn't be happier! I will definely be coming back. He communicated whenever I had questions or concerns, I would recommend him. Thank you so much, you're a life saver!!
    07/28/2019 Excellent!!!!! Got a perfect score in my paper! 
    07/28/2019 I was satisfied with his case study for psychology even though i gave instructions but forgot to give access to my class. I was satisfied with his paper. I was so busy during the week. All i wanted was a B on the assignment because i already held an A plus out of the class so i finally decided to give this a shot. I'm very happy with the results.  
    07/28/2019 Thank you!
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