Deleuzienne

Deleuzienne is ready to write your eassy!
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DIAMOND LEVEL PROFESSOR  

Projects

Completed7784

Top 10 writing Subjects

English 646 History 563 Business 512 Psychology 428 Political Science 327 Sociology 326 English Literature 307 Literature 274 Accounting 268 Philosophy 260
 

Awards

  • Education

    BA, English (Top-tier) MA / PhD, Media Studies (Tier 1 university). 
    I have a humanities background, but I have tutored and taught in many related fields, ranging from math to the social sciences to ESL. I've completed in-depth, graduate level projects on topics as diverse as accounting, business, biology, music, psychology, and theology for my clients. One of my other projects involves publishing books, so I have some background and experience in formatting and editing books for the Kindle Direct Publishing platform. If you're a self-publishing author, I can help you out.  

    Also, I used to work as an admissions consultant specializing in graduate admissions for international students, so I have extensive experience with admissions essays. Someday Later this  year, I'll finish my book about these admissions essays!

    I am insatiably curious about absolutely everything. 

    Past Employment

    Editing, tutoring, teaching: College level (8 years) Retail (bookstore): editor / proofreader (6 years); 11 years of combined teaching / private tutoring / TA-ing experience, miscellaneous experience with business, marketing, finance, PR / marketing work. I have experience with white papers, cover letters, SEO, and resumes too. 

    Last updated 8/2019

    Profile

    Last updated 07/18/21

    My Books

    Deleuzienne Explains It All: http://amzn.com/B098CWLPDB (Read it FOR FREE in the US with Amazon's free Vella tokens! New episodes soon!)

    Paper Hacking 101 (2020)https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08L462DJY/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_30MJJCDW4PT3B4CRQZ9X

    I am happy to offer review copies of my books to returning & current customers, as well as to journalists. Please get in touch!

    Get my first book: "Hacking Papers: How to Write a Successful Paper (even if you never did the reading)". It's full of quick tips and tricks about research and writing.  Now out in paperback ($8.95) and as always, on Kindle! Only $1.99 but probably worth at least 2 bucks! If you have Kindle Unlimited you can read it for FREE! 

    Get it here on Kindle! (Plaintext link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079C98DG7)

    and here in paperback. (Plaintext link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1976995590)

    Policies, Background, & Misc.


    July 2020 annc: It has come to my attention recently that some unscrupulous competitors claim to have a writer named "Deleuzienne."  This site, UnemployedProfessors.COM, is the only site I write for and anyone using my username is violating a trademark. Be careful out there on the web!

    I've completed over 7,700 projects for this site. I must be doing something right! 

    Areas of special interest: Anthropology, sociology, technology, computers, English, linguistics, media, philosophy, political science, psychology, art, history, gender studies, culture studies, business, pedagogy / teaching, ethnography, CSR, ethics, religion. 

    I can help with Vellum readings, language classes, and more.

    I am also pretty good with math(s).  If you have a project you think I can take on, invite me and I'll check it out!

    Press (includes a writing sample): http://kernelmag.dailydot.com/features/report/8960/inside-the-black-market-for-college-homework/


    NOTE: My bidding minimum is $30/page (double-spaced, standard margins + font), $45/ page (1.5 spacing), and $60/page single spacing. Sometimes I bid more than this minimum because of turnaround, the cost of materials such as books or journal articles, the complexity of a project, how much work I already have and so on. Please don't ask me to bid less than my minimum. Remember that this site, bank fees, and taxes each take an enormous cut, and I am netting FAR less than that per-page cost. Thank you for understanding.

    A few tips for successful collaboration:
    1. Word count is far better than page count, every time! Try to get a ballpark estimate from your professor.
    2. Although more info is usually better, there is a point where an overwhelming amount of info can cut into precious time, especially on very tight deadlines!  Think about what info I really need to write. I can't always read an entire semester of assigned readings in a day. Also keep in mind there is a limit on how many files you upload with your project. It can be very time consuming to download dozens or hundreds of .jpg, .pdf, and .png files, especially if they are out-of-order pages. The less time I have to spend on admin stuff like that, the more time I have for writing. 
    3. An ideal deadline is about 24-36 business hours away from when you must hand it in. This will give you time to look over it, revise if necessary, ensure that you have the file, etc. I realize this is not always possible, but it is ideal: and if your deadline is more flexible, you can usually save some money this way since my bid will be lower!
    4. Unfortunately I can't provide ongoing status updates.  I read most messages as quickly as I see them, but I can't always respond immediately. Thanks for understanding!&nbs

    Reviews

    Date Comment Rating
    09/02/2021 Wonderfully written essays in before the deadline, would certainly recommend!
    09/02/2021 Paper was delievered on time!
    08/22/2021 The work was giving before the time and he did a great job. I
    08/16/2021 thank you so much, you really saved my ass with this paper
    08/01/2021 Awesome work!!!
    08/01/2021 A+
    07/27/2021 Very happy with this professors work. The project was completed at the time that was discussed. I got an A on the paper. I did omit a lot of his work and incorporated some of my own. I am a beginner at writing essays and his/her work was very advanced (for my own writing). Great communication! They replied promptly to my messages. Would definitely recommend!
    07/22/2021 Very helpful when I needed him, and has a fantastic amount of comunication and literacy skills. I highly recommend him if he decides to bid!! Really helped me come through.
    07/20/2021
    Submission did not sufficiently focus on parts of the assignment and also had some minor mechanical mistakes. 
    07/17/2021 The paper was just what I needed! 100% will use this professor again!
    07/03/2021 What happens when I need to add 10 pages onto an already 40 page long research paper at the last minute? Deleuzienne gets it done ahead of schedule and I get an A! I've said it before and I'll say it again.. the absolute best professor on the site!
    07/03/2021 A 40 page research paper that gets me an A.. no problem for Deleuzienne! The absolute best professor on the site!
    06/29/2021 Fast and efficient, would absolutely use again!
    06/29/2021 met requirements, done on time!
    06/21/2021 DELEUZIENNE: a name, a guarantee.
    06/14/2021 Fast, amazing, can't thank you enough!! 
    06/01/2021 Incredible as always. 
    05/28/2021 was qucik and effecient - recommend ! 
    05/23/2021 Got a 100 on my final essay and the professor loved it.
    05/21/2021 Great communication, well written, and on time.
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