BA, English (Top-tier) MA / PhD, Media Studies (Tier 1 university).
I have a humanities background, but I have tutored and taught in many related fields, ranging from math to the social sciences to ESL. I've completed in-depth, graduate level projects on topics as diverse as accounting, business, biology, music, psychology, and theology for my clients. One of my other projects involves publishing books, so I have some background and experience in formatting and editing books for the Kindle Direct Publishing platform. If you're a self-publishing author, I can help you out.
Also, I used to work as an admissions consultant specializing in graduate admissions for international students, so I have extensive experience with admissions essays. Someday Later this year, I'll finish my book about these admissions essays!
I am insatiably curious about absolutely everything.
Editing, tutoring, teaching: College level (8 years) Retail (bookstore): editor / proofreader (6 years); 11 years of combined teaching / private tutoring / TA-ing experience, miscellaneous experience with business, marketing, finance, PR / marketing work. I have experience with white papers, cover letters, SEO, and resumes too.
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I've completed over
7,200 projects for this site. I must be doing something right!
Areas of special interest: Anthropology, sociology, technology, computers, English, linguistics, media, philosophy, political science, psychology, art, history, gender studies, culture studies, business, pedagogy / teaching, ethnography, CSR, ethics, religion.
I can help with Vellum readings, language classes, and more.
I am also pretty good with math(s). If you have a project you think I can take on, invite me and I'll check it out!
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NOTE: My bidding
minimum is $30/page (double-spaced, standard margins + font), $45/ page (1.5 spacing), and $60/page single spacing. Sometimes I bid more than this minimum because of turnaround, the cost of materials such as books or journal articles, the complexity of a project, how much work I already have and so on. Please don't ask me to bid less than my minimum. Remember that this site, bank fees, and taxes each take an enormous cut, and I am netting FAR less than that per-page cost. Thank you for understanding.
A few tips:
1. Word count > page count, every time! Try to get a ballpark estimate from your professor.
2. Although more info is usually better, there is a point where an overwhelming amount of info can cut into precious time, especially on very tight deadlines! Think about what info I really need to write. I can't always read an entire semester of assigned readings in a day. Also keep in mind there is a limit on how many files you upload with your project. It can be very time consuming to download dozens or hundreds of .jpg, .pdf, and .png files, especially if they are out-of-order pages. The less time I have to spend on admin stuff like that, the more time I have for writing.
3. An ideal deadline is about 24-36 business hours away from when you must hand it in. This will give you time to look over it, revise if necessary, ensure that you have the file, etc. I realize this is not always possible, but it is ideal: and if your deadline is more flexible, you can usually save some money this way since my bid will be lower!
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01/13/2021
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Awesome paper! My teacher actually gave me a B- on this paper, but I think he graded it unfairly. Apparently, he said two of the four scholarly articles that were sourced were more than ten years old. Silly reason to give me a B- At least give me a B+
Anyway, the paper was written well, and I enjoyed reading it.
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01/13/2021
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Excellent work.. thank you!
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01/13/2021
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Be clear with what you want and he will give you a perfect paper every time. Thanks Professor!
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01/13/2021
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This prof has handled two projects for me and both have been excellent
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01/13/2021
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Quality work. Worth the extra money.
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01/05/2021
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The essay was an A paper. Thanks again!
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01/05/2021
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The Organization Structure Analysis was very well written. Thank you!
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01/05/2021
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Perfect essay in every way, all aspects greatly exceeded expectations.
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01/03/2021
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Working with Deleuzienne is like going to a Taco Bell and paying a dollar extra for your meal, then recieving authic Mexican food that rivals some of the best dishes you can find south of the U.S. border. The exchange does not make any sense at all but it leaves you extremly gratified and it makes you wonder why anyone would ever buy fast food (aka fake food) ever again.
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01/01/2021
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Again, Mr Deleuzienne has not disappointed me. His works is as great as before. Thanks you for helping to complete the assignment within a short period of time.
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12/30/2020
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An absolute WIZARD! The topic at hand isn't an easily digestable one and yet he nailed it!
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12/27/2020
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perfect
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12/26/2020
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The presentation came out great. Thanks!
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12/26/2020
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Very nice! Above and beyond what was needed.
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12/23/2020
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The paper was perfect.. thank you Deleuzienne!
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12/22/2020
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Work was flawless. Followed my professors vague requirements and truly brought the paper together exactly as I imagined it. Lots of commuincation and flexibility and I cannot imagine using anyone else in the future. This was my first experience and all fears have dissipated about using a service like this thanks to this professor.
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12/21/2020
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Great writing, on time, and very professional.
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12/21/2020
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Very professional; great writing and on multiple different subject matters
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12/19/2020
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Good quality writing!
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12/17/2020
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I took an english class that fulfilled a few cores for me, not knowing it was targeting towards English majors and had a very tough grading system. I'm not a bad writer I just didn't have enough time to put into this class to write an A paper while putting sufficient time into my other classes. So, I got a 70% on the first paper I wrote in the class. I then turned to unemployed professors because I can't get into the school I want to with C's. I've recieved papers from other people on here that sufficed in a pinch, but I could've done better if I had written it myself. However, the paper Deleuzienne wrote for me (7 pages and 1810 words in less than a week) was better than anything I could have written. He is very intelligent and an amazing writer. I truly enjoyed reading the paper he wrote for me and was amazed at the quality. Well worth the money because like I said, I could not have written it better even if I spent all my time working on it. Also, most importantly, I got a 95% on it! He also wrote a paper for me previous to this one that got a 90%. With those two papers my grade is not up from a 70% to a 86%. I would recommend him to anyone in need!
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