BA, English (Top-tier) MA / PhD, Media Studies (Tier 1 university). 
I have a humanities background, but I have tutored and taught in many related fields, ranging from math to the social sciences to ESL. I've completed in-depth, graduate level projects on topics as diverse as accounting, business, biology, music, psychology, and theology for my clients. One of my other projects involves publishing books, so I have some background and experience in formatting and editing books for the Kindle Direct Publishing platform. If you're a self-publishing author, I can help you out.  

Also, I used to work as an admissions consultant specializing in graduate admissions for international students, so I have extensive experience with admissions essays. Someday Later this  year, I'll finish my book about these admissions essays!

I am insatiably curious about absolutely everything. 

Past Employment

Editing, tutoring, teaching: College level (8 years) Retail (bookstore): editor / proofreader (6 years); 11 years of combined teaching / private tutoring / TA-ing experience, miscellaneous experience with business, marketing, finance, PR / marketing work. I have experience with white papers, cover letters, SEO, and resumes too. 

Last updated 8/2019


Last updated 07/18/21

My Books

Deleuzienne Explains It All: (Read it FOR FREE in the US with Amazon's free Vella tokens! New episodes soon!)

Paper Hacking 101 (2020)

I am happy to offer review copies of my books to returning & current customers, as well as to journalists. Please get in touch!

Get my first book: "Hacking Papers: How to Write a Successful Paper (even if you never did the reading)". It's full of quick tips and tricks about research and writing.  Now out in paperback ($8.95) and as always, on Kindle! Only $1.99 but probably worth at least 2 bucks! If you have Kindle Unlimited you can read it for FREE! 

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Policies, Background, & Misc.

July 2020 annc: It has come to my attention recently that some unscrupulous competitors claim to have a writer named "Deleuzienne."  This site, UnemployedProfessors.COM, is the only site I write for and anyone using my username is violating a trademark. Be careful out there on the web!

I've completed over 7,700 projects for this site. I must be doing something right! 

Areas of special interest: Anthropology, sociology, technology, computers, English, linguistics, media, philosophy, political science, psychology, art, history, gender studies, culture studies, business, pedagogy / teaching, ethnography, CSR, ethics, religion. 

I can help with Vellum readings, language classes, and more.

I am also pretty good with math(s).  If you have a project you think I can take on, invite me and I'll check it out!

Press (includes a writing sample):

NOTE: My bidding minimum is $30/page (double-spaced, standard margins + font), $45/ page (1.5 spacing), and $60/page single spacing. Sometimes I bid more than this minimum because of turnaround, the cost of materials such as books or journal articles, the complexity of a project, how much work I already have and so on. Please don't ask me to bid less than my minimum. Remember that this site, bank fees, and taxes each take an enormous cut, and I am netting FAR less than that per-page cost. Thank you for understanding. As of 3/1/22, my minimum prices will be $35 per double-spaced page, $53 per 1.5-spaced page, and $70 per single-spaced page. Unfortunately, inflation has left me with no other options.

A few tips for successful collaboration:
1. Word count is far better than page count, every time! Try to get a ballpark estimate from your professor.
2. Although more info is usually better, there is a point where an overwhelming amount of info can cut into precious time, especially on very tight deadlines!  Think about what info I really need to write. I can't always read an entire semester of assigned readings in a day. Also keep in mind there is a limit on how many files you upload with your project. It can be very time consuming to download dozens or hundreds of .jpg, .pdf, and .png files, especially if they are out-of-order pages. The less time I have to spend on admin stuff like that, the more time I have for writing. 
3. An ideal deadline is about 24-36 business hours away from when you must hand it in. This will give you time to look over it, revise if necessary, ensure that you have the file, etc. I realize this is not always possible, but it is ideal: and if your deadline is more flexible, you can usually save some money this way since my bid will be lower!
4. Unfortunately I can't provide ongoing status updates.  I read most messages as quickly as I see them, but I can't always respond immediately. Thanks for understanding!&nbs


Date Comment Rating
05/21/2023 This professor absolutely crushed the project. Went above and beyond on word count and delivered the desired product and then some.
05/20/2023 Great job. Sorry for the miscommunication at first. 
05/20/2023 The solution was completed late and was also detected as AI writing. The grade received was a zero.
05/09/2023 Used this Professor many times, I never had a problem until now. My assignment was 8 pages 1900 words and I got 4.5 pages and 1400 words. This professor is usually very thorough, maybe it was just an off day but I will not be back. The assignment was turned in late but due to communication I offered a  2 hour extention, thinking it would be helpful only to get a half done paper, no thank you. angry
05/07/2023 Did a great job, worked through complex questions and was very responsive and attentive
05/03/2023 Very well articulated and detailed. Recommend this writer.
04/30/2023 A+ with a very fast turn-around, thank you !
04/30/2023 A+, with a 3 hour turn-around, thank you !
04/29/2023 Got an A!
04/26/2023 Fantastic work, done on a tight deadline.
04/20/2023 Great work thank you!
04/20/2023 FANTASTIC level of research on very difficult topic. 
04/09/2023 Great writing, it was clear and easy to read. 
04/08/2023 The best! 
04/01/2023 The best writer!
03/31/2023 Deluzienne did a great job on the paper, communication was easy throughout and made for an easy experience. I highly recommend him. 
03/31/2023 Not reliable. 
03/31/2023 What is the point of being a good writer if you aren't reliable or cared about your customers? Paid almost double their rate because I thought they were worth it, only to get my paper 3 days late.  They also agreed to do two essays for me and the final exam. Time comes for the final exam and she dissapeared for 5 days and simply told me "i was sick", not even an apology. I pay a writer here to take some stress away from my life, instead i'm going crazy waiting for a reply and slowly realizing that I've just paid almost a thousand dollars to this writer only for them to fuck me over and leave me out to dry. 
03/25/2023 Good
03/15/2023 Excellent communication and delivery. Highly recommend. 
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