Deleuzienne

BA, English (Top-tier) MA / PhD, Media Studies (Tier 1 university).
MANY, MANY IT certifications and courses in Python, data analysis, R, SQL, JavaScript, HTML/CSS, and more.
I have a humanities background, but I have tutored and taught in many related fields, ranging from math to the social sciences to ESL. I've completed in-depth, graduate level projects on topics as diverse as accounting, business, biology, music, psychology, and theology for my clients. One of my other projects involves publishing books, so I have some background and experience in formatting and editing books for the Kindle Direct Publishing platform. If you're a self-publishing author, I can help you out.  

Also, I used to work as an admissions consultant specializing in graduate admissions for international students, so I have extensive experience with admissions essays. Someday Later this  year, I'll finish my book about these admissions essays!

I am curious about absolutely everything and love to learn. 

Editing, tutoring, teaching: College level (8 years) Retail (bookstore): editor / proofreader (6 years); 11 years of combined teaching / private tutoring / TA-ing experience, miscellaneous experience with business, marketing, finance, PR / marketing work. I have experience with white papers, cover letters, SEO, and resumes too. 

Last updated 8/2019

Last updated 11/9/24

I've spent the past several years learning as much as I can about data science, so I've got skills you might not expect based on my background. I can probably help you with your Python, R, SQL, and /or JavaScript woes. I never use AI - why would I? What I offer is 100% original, organic intelligence.  \

Unlike the other bidders, I'm not secretly a whole company of third world writers in a trenchcoat. I'm just one person. I am a highly educated, native English-speaking person, living in a first world country, so my bids are higher than some of the other professors here. I've got better things to do (like, say, writing your paper) than sending you incomprehensible, high-pressure messages to pick my bid. 

My Books (as of late 2024)

NEW!!  Now available as an audio book! ??
Paper Hacking 101 (2020): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08L462DJY/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_30MJJCDW4PT3B4CRQZ9X

The Audiobook is $7.99 on Audible or Amazon. $1.99 if you buy the eBook version and add the audio. 

Deleuzienne Explains It All: http://amzn.com/B098CWLPDB (Read it FOR FREE in the US with Amazon's free Vella tokens! New episodes someday!)
I am happy to offer review copies of my books to returning & current customers, as well as to journalists. Please get in touch!

Get my first book: "Hacking Papers: How to Write a Successful Paper (even if you never did the reading)". It's full of quick tips and tricks about research and writing.  Now out in paperback ($8.95) and as always, on Kindle! Only $1.99 but probably worth at least 2 bucks!  
NOW ONLY 99 CENTS !

And if you have Kindle Unlimited you can read it for FREE! 

Get it here on Kindle! (Plaintext link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079C98DG7)

and here in paperback. (Plaintext link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1976995590)

Policies, Background, & Misc.

July 2020 annc: It has come to my attention recently that some unscrupulous competitors claim to have a writer named "Deleuzienne."  This site, UnemployedProfessors.COM, is the only site I write for and anyone using my username is violating a trademark. Be careful out there on the web!

I've completed over 8,600 projects for this site. I must be doing something right! 

Areas of special interest: Anthropology, sociology, technology, computers, English, linguistics, media, philosophy, political science, psychology, art, history, gender studies, culture studies, business, pedagogy / teaching, ethnography, CSR, ethics, religion, digital humanities, comp sci, statistics, digital humanities.

I can help with Vellum readings, language classes, and more.

I am also pretty good with math(s).  If you have a project you think I can take on, invite me and I'll check it out!

I taught myself to code. I like Python, can hold my nose and do R, and can work on Java, JavaScript, or C++. I'm old enough to remember some BASIC, too. 

Press (includes a writing sample): http://kernelmag.dailydot.com/features/report/8960/inside-the-black-market-for-college-homework/


NOTE: My bidding minimum is $30/page (double-spaced, standard margins + font), $45/ page (1.5 spacing), and $60/page single spacing. Sometimes I bid more than this minimum because of turnaround, the cost of materials such as books or journal articles, the complexity of a project, how much work I already have and so on. Please don't ask me to bid less than my minimum. Remember that this site, bank fees, and taxes each take an enormous cut, and I am netting FAR less than that per-page cost. Thank you for understanding. As of 3/1/22, my minimum prices will be $35 per double-spaced