Education

BA, English (Top-tier) MA / PhD, Media Studies (Tier 1 university). 
I have a humanities background, but I have tutored and taught in many related fields, ranging from math to the social sciences to ESL. I've completed in-depth, graduate level projects on topics as diverse as accounting, business, biology, music, psychology, and theology for my clients. One of my other projects involves publishing books, so I have some background and experience in formatting and editing books for the Kindle Direct Publishing platform. If you're a self-publishing author, I can help you out.  

Also, I used to work as an admissions consultant specializing in graduate admissions for international students, so I have extensive experience with admissions essays. Someday Later this  year, I'll finish my book about these admissions essays!

I am insatiably curious about absolutely everything. 

Past Employment

Editing, tutoring, teaching: College level (8 years) Retail (bookstore): editor / proofreader (6 years); 11 years of combined teaching / private tutoring / TA-ing experience, miscellaneous experience with business, marketing, finance, PR / marketing work. I have experience with white papers, cover letters, SEO, and resumes too. 

Last updated 8/2019

Profile

Last updated 07/18/21

My Books

Deleuzienne Explains It All: http://amzn.com/B098CWLPDB (Read it FOR FREE in the US with Amazon's free Vella tokens! New episodes soon!)

Paper Hacking 101 (2020)https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08L462DJY/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_30MJJCDW4PT3B4CRQZ9X

I am happy to offer review copies of my books to returning & current customers, as well as to journalists. Please get in touch!

Get my first book: "Hacking Papers: How to Write a Successful Paper (even if you never did the reading)". It's full of quick tips and tricks about research and writing.  Now out in paperback ($8.95) and as always, on Kindle! Only $1.99 but probably worth at least 2 bucks! If you have Kindle Unlimited you can read it for FREE! 

Get it here on Kindle! (Plaintext link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079C98DG7)

and here in paperback. (Plaintext link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1976995590)

Policies, Background, & Misc.


July 2020 annc: It has come to my attention recently that some unscrupulous competitors claim to have a writer named "Deleuzienne."  This site, UnemployedProfessors.COM, is the only site I write for and anyone using my username is violating a trademark. Be careful out there on the web!

I've completed over 7,700 projects for this site. I must be doing something right! 

Areas of special interest: Anthropology, sociology, technology, computers, English, linguistics, media, philosophy, political science, psychology, art, history, gender studies, culture studies, business, pedagogy / teaching, ethnography, CSR, ethics, religion. 

I can help with Vellum readings, language classes, and more.

I am also pretty good with math(s).  If you have a project you think I can take on, invite me and I'll check it out!

Press (includes a writing sample): http://kernelmag.dailydot.com/features/report/8960/inside-the-black-market-for-college-homework/


NOTE: My bidding minimum is $30/page (double-spaced, standard margins + font), $45/ page (1.5 spacing), and $60/page single spacing. Sometimes I bid more than this minimum because of turnaround, the cost of materials such as books or journal articles, the complexity of a project, how much work I already have and so on. Please don't ask me to bid less than my minimum. Remember that this site, bank fees, and taxes each take an enormous cut, and I am netting FAR less than that per-page cost. Thank you for understanding. As of 3/1/22, my minimum prices will be $35 per double-spaced page, $53 per 1.5-spaced page, and $70 per single-spaced page. Unfortunately, inflation has left me with no other options.

A few tips for successful collaboration:
1. Word count is far better than page count, every time! Try to get a ballpark estimate from your professor.
2. Although more info is usually better, there is a point where an overwhelming amount of info can cut into precious time, especially on very tight deadlines!  Think about what info I really need to write. I can't always read an entire semester of assigned readings in a day. Also keep in mind there is a limit on how many files you upload with your project. It can be very time consuming to download dozens or hundreds of .jpg, .pdf, and .png files, especially if they are out-of-order pages. The less time I have to spend on admin stuff like that, the more time I have for writing. 
3. An ideal deadline is about 24-36 business hours away from when you must hand it in. This will give you time to look over it, revise if necessary, ensure that you have the file, etc. I realize this is not always possible, but it is ideal: and if your deadline is more flexible, you can usually save some money this way since my bid will be lower!
4. Unfortunately I can't provide ongoing status updates.  I read most messages as quickly as I see them, but I can't always respond immediately. Thanks for understanding!&nbs

Reviews

Date Comment Rating
01/22/2023 Well done! Timely and researched well. Will use again
01/20/2023 An amazingly written, naturally sounding and detailed paper! I'm incredibly happy with all they've done and appreciate their honest and humane communication :) Can't wait to work again in the future.
01/15/2023
01/06/2023 The best! 
12/24/2022 No matter how cold it gets, or the fact that the holidays are upon us, this professor completes the job with flying colors. 
12/19/2022 Received a 100/100 on my final essay.
12/17/2022 The best professor!
12/16/2022 Challenging topic to be sure, but the results made the project look easy! Easily the best professor on this site. 
12/04/2022 great, ORIGINAL, well thought-out work! would defintely work with again!
12/01/2022 Went above and beyond, work was awesome :)
11/26/2022
11/25/2022 I did recieve an A for this assignment, professor omitted the opening statement and conclusion which netted a 7.25 out of 8. 
11/23/2022 Great work for a difficult assignment 
11/21/2022 Great work, thank you!! 
11/18/2022 Great job.  Followed instructions well.  A+
11/15/2022 He was great! He really understood the assignment and passed the plagiarism check. He also turned the paper in earlier which was nice. 
11/14/2022 did an amazing job! thank you! 
11/13/2022 10/10
11/11/2022 It was a pleasure to work with this professor. 
11/11/2022 Great work
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