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English 635 History 545 Business 471 Psychology 417 Political Science 320 Sociology 318 English Literature 300 Literature 273 Accounting 263 Philosophy 254


  • Education

    BA, English (Top-tier) MA / PhD, Media Studies (Tier 1 university). 
    I have a humanities background, but I have tutored and taught in many related fields, ranging from math to the social sciences to ESL. I've completed in-depth, graduate level projects on topics as diverse as accounting, business, biology, music, psychology, and theology for my clients. One of my other projects involves publishing books, so I have some background and experience in formatting and editing books for the Kindle Direct Publishing platform. If you're a self-publishing author, I can help you out.  

    Also, I used to work as an admissions consultant specializing in graduate admissions for international students, so I have extensive experience with admissions essays. Someday Later this  year, I'll finish my book about these admissions essays!

    I am insatiably curious about absolutely everything. 

    Past Employment

    Editing, tutoring, teaching: College level (8 years) Retail (bookstore): editor / proofreader (6 years); 11 years of combined teaching / private tutoring / TA-ing experience, miscellaneous experience with business, marketing, finance, PR / marketing work. I have experience with white papers, cover letters, SEO, and resumes too. 

    Last updated 8/2019


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    I've completed over 7,200 projects for this site. I must be doing something right! 

    Areas of special interest: Anthropology, sociology, technology, computers, English, linguistics, media, philosophy, political science, psychology, art, history, gender studies, culture studies, business, pedagogy / teaching, ethnography, CSR, ethics, religion. 

    I can help with Vellum readings, language classes, and more.

    I am also pretty good with math(s).  If you have a project you think I can take on, invite me and I'll check it out!

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    NOTE: My bidding minimum is $30/page (double-spaced, standard margins + font), $45/ page (1.5 spacing), and $60/page single spacing. Sometimes I bid more than this minimum because of turnaround, the cost of materials such as books or journal articles, the complexity of a project, how much work I already have and so on. Please don't ask me to bid less than my minimum. Remember that this site, bank fees, and taxes each take an enormous cut, and I am netting FAR less than that per-page cost. Thank you for understanding.

    A few tips:
    1. Word count > page count, every time! Try to get a ballpark estimate from your professor.
    2. Although more info is usually better, there is a point where an overwhelming amount of info can cut into precious time, especially on very tight deadlines!  Think about what info I really need to write. I can't always read an entire semester of assigned readings in a day. Also keep in mind there is a limit on how many files you upload with your project. It can be very time consuming to download dozens or hundreds of .jpg, .pdf, and .png files, especially if they are out-of-order pages. The less time I have to spend on admin stuff like that, the more time I have for writing. 
    3. An ideal deadline is about 24-36 business hours away from when you must hand it in. This will give you time to  look over it, revise if necessary, ensure that you have the file, etc. I realize this is not always possible, but it is ideal: and if your deadline is more flexible, you can usually save some money this way since my bid will be lower!
    4. Unfortunately I can't provide ongoing status updates.  I read most messages as quickly as I see them, but I can't always respond immediately. Thanks for understanding!&nbs


    Date Comment Rating
    04/10/2021 Amazing work
    04/10/2021 Amazing work
    04/10/2021 amazing
    04/10/2021 I always try to post detailed instructions and requirements for my assignments, and I have consistently found that Deleuzienne turns in the very highest quality of work in response. 10/10
    04/08/2021 The Outline & Narrative were very well written.. thank you!
    04/08/2021 Very nice. Thanks!
    04/07/2021 Thank you
    04/07/2021 Yep received a 100 on this assignment the teachers exact words "if I could give you more then a 100 I would. I wrote down 'A++'"
    04/07/2021 Yep received a 100 on this assignment the teachers exact words "if I could give you more then a 100 I would. I wrote down 'A++'"
    04/03/2021 Excellent as always
    03/27/2021 Great work and was done on a very short notice. Great porfessor to work with!
    03/24/2021 Great work.. thank you!
    03/24/2021 Perfect paper!
    03/23/2021 Thorough, timely, and well-written. Very pleased!
    03/17/2021 It has been great working with this professor, they are always on time with responses and know how to complete assignments well. They have helped with on about 3-4 online tests and have helped me receive an A. Thanks so much and will continue to work with them! :D 
    03/16/2021 Amazing!
    03/14/2021 AMAZING professor. It was a very diffcult paper and he had no issues with the material. Wrote an outstanding paper. Would HIGHLY recommend. 
    03/13/2021 Great work.. thank you!
    03/12/2021 Great
    Consistently amazing work! Another job well done. A+++ paper!
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