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Top 10 writing Subjects

English 613 History 493 Business 446 Psychology 388 Political Science 313 Sociology 308 English Literature 280 Literature 260 Accounting 256 Philosophy 245


  • Education

    BA, English (Top-tier) MA / PhD, Media Studies (Tier 1 university). 
    I have a humanities background, but I have tutored and taught in many related fields, ranging from math to the social sciences to ESL. I've completed in-depth, graduate level projects on topics as diverse as accounting, business, biology, music, psychology, and theology for my clients. One of my other projects involves publishing books, so I have some background and experience in formatting and editing books for the Kindle Direct Publishing platform. If you're a self-publishing author, I can help you out.  

    Also, I used to work as an admissions consultant specializing in graduate admissions for international students, so I have extensive experience with admissions essays. Someday Later this  year, I'll finish my book about these admissions essays!

    I am insatiably curious about absolutely everything. 

    Past Employment

    Editing, tutoring, teaching: College level (8 years) Retail (bookstore): editor / proofreader (6 years); 11 years of combined teaching / private tutoring / TA-ing experience, miscellaneous experience with business, marketing, finance, PR / marketing work. I have experience with white papers, cover letters, SEO, and resumes too. 

    Last updated 8/2019


    Last updated 10/10/20

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    I am happy to offer review copies to prior & current customers. Please get in touch!

    July 2020 annc: It has come to my attention recently that some unscrupulous competitors claim to have a writer named "Deleuzienne."  This site, UnemployedProfessors.COM, is the only site I write for and anyone using my username is violating a trademark. Be careful out there on the web!

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    I've completed over 7,200 projects for this site. I must be doing something right! 

    Areas of special interest: Anthropology, sociology, technology, computers, English, linguistics, media, philosophy, political science, psychology, art, history, gender studies, culture studies, business, pedagogy / teaching, ethnography, CSR, ethics, religion. 

    I can help with Vellum readings, language classes, and more.

    I am also pretty good with math(s).  If you have a project you think I can take on, invite me and I'll check it out!

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    NOTE: My bidding minimum is $30/page (double-spaced, standard margins + font), $45/ page (1.5 spacing), and $60/page single spacing. Sometimes I bid more than this minimum because of turnaround, the cost of materials such as books or journal articles, the complexity of a project, how much work I already have and so on. Please don't ask me to bid less than my minimum. Remember that this site, bank fees, and taxes each take an enormous cut, and I am netting FAR less than that per-page cost. Thank you for understanding.

    A few tips:
    1. Word count > page count, every time! Try to get a ballpark estimate from your professor.
    2. Although more info is usually better, there is a point where an overwhelming amount of info can cut into precious time, especially on very tight deadlines!  Think about what info I really need to write. I can't always read an entire semester of assigned readings in a day. Also keep in mind there is a limit on how many files you upload with your project. It can be very time consuming to download dozens or hundreds of .jpg, .pdf, and .png files, especially if they are out-of-order pages. The less time I have to spend on admin stuff like that, the more time I have for writing. 
    3. An ideal deadline is about 24-36 business hours away from when you must hand it in. This will give you time to  look over it, revise if necessary, ensure that you have the file, etc. I realize this is not always possible, but it is ideal: and if your deadline is more flexible, you can usually save some money this way since my bid will be lower!
    4. Unfortunately I can't provide ongoing status updates.  I read most messages as quickly as I see them, but I can't always respond immediately. Thanks for understanding!&nbs


    Date Comment Rating
    10/23/2020 On time, great writing, PROFESSIONAL. I look forward to working with this professor in the future!!
    10/23/2020 First time working with Deleuzienne.. The business case study was perfect. Thank you!
    10/23/2020 This professor did an amazing job addressing the prompt. I got 100% on the essay. I would definetly recommend.
    10/22/2020 second time customer. very happy with the work
    10/20/2020 Written well and met all standards. Thank you.
    10/19/2020 I wish all my professors were like this. Great writing, fast communication. It's easy to see why he is among the top rated on the site. 10/10 will use again.
    10/18/2020 Excellent work
    10/16/2020 Essay was delivered on time, and all instrucftions followed.
    The writing and content were professional, and to a very high academic standard.
    I received an A- for this paper, which is incredible as it saved me from failing the course.
    Thank you!!
    10/14/2020 Received a 94 on the paper after a few minor revisions. Thank you!!!
    10/11/2020 Thank you for completing the project.
    10/07/2020 Thank you, really saved me on this one
    10/04/2020 Excellent work
    10/01/2020 Professor went above and beyond, thank you. I made 100%!
    10/01/2020 Great discussion post, I made 100% Thank you!
    10/01/2020 Took the ideas of my personal statement, and made it much more coherent and concise. Definitely sounds better!
    09/29/2020 excellent work for my Biomedical Ethics class. The professor went above and beyond for my essays. will use again
    09/29/2020 This guy gets it done.  Paper was great... waiting for my grade. Remember to read through the paper, make it sould like you and that also helps in finding mistakes. This guy is always working and he's human- he can't be perfect so just do a bit of  proofreading before sending it in. 
    09/28/2020 On-time completion and eveything I asked for in my paper. A lifesaver once again!
    09/28/2020 Excellent Teacher,
    Always here to help and ALWAYS comes up with the best work you could ever ask for ! 
    09/26/2020 Another paper completed on time & well put together.
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