BA, English (Top-tier) MA / PhD, Media Studies (Tier 1 university). 
I have a humanities background, but I have tutored and taught in many related fields, ranging from math to the social sciences to ESL. I've completed in-depth, graduate level projects on topics as diverse as accounting, business, biology, music, psychology, and theology for my clients. One of my other projects involves publishing books, so I have some background and experience in formatting and editing books for the Kindle Direct Publishing platform. If you're a self-publishing author, I can help you out.  

Also, I used to work as an admissions consultant specializing in graduate admissions for international students, so I have extensive experience with admissions essays. Someday Later this  year, I'll finish my book about these admissions essays!

I am insatiably curious about absolutely everything. 

Past Employment

Editing, tutoring, teaching: College level (8 years) Retail (bookstore): editor / proofreader (6 years); 11 years of combined teaching / private tutoring / TA-ing experience, miscellaneous experience with business, marketing, finance, PR / marketing work. I have experience with white papers, cover letters, SEO, and resumes too. 

Last updated 8/2019


Last updated 07/18/21

My Books

Deleuzienne Explains It All: (Read it FOR FREE in the US with Amazon's free Vella tokens! New episodes soon!)

Paper Hacking 101 (2020)

I am happy to offer review copies of my books to returning & current customers, as well as to journalists. Please get in touch!

Get my first book: "Hacking Papers: How to Write a Successful Paper (even if you never did the reading)". It's full of quick tips and tricks about research and writing.  Now out in paperback ($8.95) and as always, on Kindle! Only $1.99 but probably worth at least 2 bucks! If you have Kindle Unlimited you can read it for FREE! 

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Policies, Background, & Misc.

July 2020 annc: It has come to my attention recently that some unscrupulous competitors claim to have a writer named "Deleuzienne."  This site, UnemployedProfessors.COM, is the only site I write for and anyone using my username is violating a trademark. Be careful out there on the web!

I've completed over 7,700 projects for this site. I must be doing something right! 

Areas of special interest: Anthropology, sociology, technology, computers, English, linguistics, media, philosophy, political science, psychology, art, history, gender studies, culture studies, business, pedagogy / teaching, ethnography, CSR, ethics, religion. 

I can help with Vellum readings, language classes, and more.

I am also pretty good with math(s).  If you have a project you think I can take on, invite me and I'll check it out!

Press (includes a writing sample):

NOTE: My bidding minimum is $30/page (double-spaced, standard margins + font), $45/ page (1.5 spacing), and $60/page single spacing. Sometimes I bid more than this minimum because of turnaround, the cost of materials such as books or journal articles, the complexity of a project, how much work I already have and so on. Please don't ask me to bid less than my minimum. Remember that this site, bank fees, and taxes each take an enormous cut, and I am netting FAR less than that per-page cost. Thank you for understanding. As of 3/1/22, my minimum prices will be $35 per double-spaced page, $53 per 1.5-spaced page, and $70 per single-spaced page. Unfortunately, inflation has left me with no other options.

A few tips for successful collaboration:
1. Word count is far better than page count, every time! Try to get a ballpark estimate from your professor.
2. Although more info is usually better, there is a point where an overwhelming amount of info can cut into precious time, especially on very tight deadlines!  Think about what info I really need to write. I can't always read an entire semester of assigned readings in a day. Also keep in mind there is a limit on how many files you upload with your project. It can be very time consuming to download dozens or hundreds of .jpg, .pdf, and .png files, especially if they are out-of-order pages. The less time I have to spend on admin stuff like that, the more time I have for writing. 
3. An ideal deadline is about 24-36 business hours away from when you must hand it in. This will give you time to look over it, revise if necessary, ensure that you have the file, etc. I realize this is not always possible, but it is ideal: and if your deadline is more flexible, you can usually save some money this way since my bid will be lower!
4. Unfortunately I can't provide ongoing status updates.  I read most messages as quickly as I see them, but I can't always respond immediately. Thanks for understanding!&nbs


Date Comment Rating
12/02/2023 This was the first time I'd used this site for a project. This professor was thorough in their communication. Although the paper was a little late, they followed the instruction to a T and produced a very well-written paper. They went above and beyond to produce something that exceeded my expectations. I was slightly dissapointed in the grade, but I'm the one asking for this service so I am still grateful for this professor's work. The feedback and grade from the course professor are summarized below:

Grade for the paper was 70% - the feedback stated that the critical analysis made some false assumptions, was too cynical, and failed to recognize the positive aspects.
11/28/2023 Another excellent paper, thank you!
11/14/2023 Good report
It exceeded my expectations. He was the most expensive bidder for my project, but after reading the reviews and seeing his experience in my field, I decided to go with him. It turned out to be the best decision.

I asked him to rewrite my essay to make it better and to correct and improve certain areas. He did exactly what I asked, and more. He left many comments explaining why he made certain changes, along with reflective notes on my writing and the topic. The content and his writing were both top-quality, he clearly knows his stuff.

Throughout the process, he maintained constant communication. I don't know if my essay will be a pass, but he definitely did everything I asked for and more. This was my first time using UP, and I will definitely be back. It was completely worth the money.

Thank you!
11/10/2023 Amazing work! Thank you so much! 
11/01/2023 one day late but great paper. think i will get a solid grade
11/01/2023 Great communication, was extremely easy to work with.
10/16/2023 I've used multiple professors and this is the first time my expectations have been blown out of the water. 10/10, could not rate this professor higher. 
10/10/2023 Looks Great a little longer than expected but looks good
10/07/2023 It is always nothing but the best from this professor. I always hope I get a bid from him so I can choose him. Thank you very much.
10/05/2023 Exceeded all expectations. I'll definitely use this professor again. Communicated well and the final product was superb. 
10/04/2023 100/100 USE THIS PROFESSOR YOU WILL NOT BE DISSAPOINTED!!! Saved my life and my grade! A++++++++
09/12/2023 Outstanding.
09/07/2023 Thank you 
08/26/2023 OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!
07/07/2023 Timely and competent as usual <3
07/01/2023 Deluzziene did not have any communication or transparency with me throughout the writing process. I got a 70 on the essay because they made a historical cult essay political when it was not supposed to be, as well as not adhering to the rubric when it said to only use the book as a source and they used multiple sources in the paper. It also read as 35% AI generated on Turnitin which got points off. He was also extremely rude and sarcastic with me when I messaged asking if he was almost done with the paper a couple of hours before the due date. I messaged since I had heard absolutely nothing from him beforehand and I wasn't even confident whether he was working on it or not since it is my first time on this platform. I may not be using this platform again if I have to pay $180 for an essay that gets me a low grade and rude comments. What a waste of my money.
06/27/2023 Assignment was great, just late
06/25/2023 Phenomenal work on the first part of a long, complicated project. Excited to work with this prof for the rest of the project. 
06/19/2023 Great work by this professor! Couldn't have asked for anything better.
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