EnglishAndFrench

Ph.D. in English (expected in 2016)
M.A. in French Literature
B.A. in English

Teaching at the university level; teaching at the high school level; teaching at the middle school level. 

Unemployed professor here. I'm smart, efficient, and easy to work with. I can write in English and French. I have taught undergraduate English courses up to the 400-level, so any assignment for me would be easy. I also have a Ph.D. in English, so I can do graduate level work for a higher price. I am good at moderating the level of complexity for different levels, so if you are taking a freshman-level course, I can be sure that it sounds like an intelligent freshman and not a college professor working in secret. Similarly, a senior-level seminar paper would be written at the appropriate complexity level, both in terms of vocabulary and intellectual inquiry. 

I also have an M.A. in French Literature and taught French at the undergraduate level. I can do course work and papers at all levels of undergraduate and M.A.-level French. 

I'm a cool person who's into running, performativity of gender, sci-fi, and building ships in bottles. (Okay, that last one is a lie.)