--B.A., UCLA in English Language in Literature (magna cum laude)

--M.A., in the Humanities from the University of Chicago with an emphasis in theology and Renaissance literature. Graduated with high honors.

--Ph.D (incomplete) from another University of California institution, with an emphasis on Renaissance poetry, theology, and philosophy

Past Employment

Past employment relative to writing dope-ass papers:

TA in the Univeristy of California system for 3 years. I've taught courses ranging from Af-Am studies, to Shakespeare, from the Canterbury Tales to the (fucking stupid and pretentious) House of Leaves. I've written articles on Renaissance literature and presented my work at conferences across the country. 

Other work includes:
--Barista (I'm an English major, so of course I worked for Starbucks)
--Personal Trainer


Having worked as a Teaching Assistant in English in the prestigious University of California system, I know the ins and outs of your typical (and non-typical) TA. Most TAs, when grading papers, want to gouge their fucking eyes out, so when they come across a good paper they reward it heavily. But I'm not here to write just a good paper for you, or make your discussion contributions just okay: I'm here to make you seem like a fucking literary Picasso.

So, let's get to work.


Date Comment Rating
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02/27/2018 Paper was good but required me three days of editing due to some informalities here and there. The ideas and the content was good it was just written very informally. Some repetitions and seemed to really diverge from the main point at times. Achieved a B on the paper (75%) and I expected higher for what I paid for! 

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