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Many students make the mistake of writing the entry essay in the same way they’d craft a term paper: the introduction is thus a mere description of what will be discussed in the rest of the document.  An example of this approach might be, “I am well prepared for the demands of university thanks to the breadth of my background, which includes academic, volunteer, and professional experiences.”

The post Writing a College Entry Essay first appeared on The Professors Blog.

Expository essays set out to provide information in an explanatory fashion. Persuasive essays, on the other hand, attempt to present a specific point of view with the aim of bringing the reader into an agreement. An example of exposition might be what a professor would present in a lecture: he is trying to explain a specific subject to his audience to cultivate their comprehension.

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      Whether you’re living at home or hunkered down in a decidedly un-fun dorm, nobody likes spending a lot of money on groceries or eating cafeteria food. And let’s face it, Hot Pockets and microwave burritos are fart and sodium bombs. But between COVID impacting university life and even how you get groceries...

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  Are you American? Do you have strong opinions about where the country is or should be going? Do you enjoy standing in line and getting stickers while watching the world burn? Are you a student confused about how to register, especially during this fabulous plague year? Then you probably want to know how you...

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Can you believe it’s already the summer solstice? Considering that 2020 may be the longest year in human history, seems like a good time to reflect on the tsunami of current events the first half of 2020 has barfed onto us. Looking back over this year, it seems like it was only a few short...

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